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OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!!! John, how dare you make your bear come alive to scare us! That's it! You are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 3094884494949596775930202047576869 years!! Go to your room now!

And we're in love.

John Bennett, Norah Jones.

I think you're a great guy and she's a very lucky girl.

Is it 9:30? Yeah.

You know, you guys seem pretty cool.

You don’t bring it up, you just let ‘em in

We're going to die. We're all going to die

First night on your own.

Do you want to get nasty?

You can put the ring in her ass Let her fart it out

What do you mean? What kind of trouble?

I always want to fucking brush it.

Aw! Merry Christmas, John.

I promise, you're going to be okay.

I know. And we'll hang out all the time, right?

I just asked you a question.

he's always going to be a boy.

dark, beautiful, smoky...

What? Bananosh? I'm acting like a cock?

Why would you say that?

Stuck your finger in the loop of my tag!

And, John, Sam Jones is here.

I made you out to be a hero.

T for Taylor Lautner

Get serious about writing that script

You give me one more chance, I promise I can fix it.

Merry Christmas Shrek forever after bitch

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

I love you so much. You won't be sorry, I swear.

Johnny, open the door, please, I want to talk.

She sees trouble and she wants to help out,

I don't care about that. I mean, I'd love him if he was a janitor.

NARRATOR: Now, if there's one thing you can be sure of,

I can see that. (SIGHS)

Yeah, and the guy said it ain't hardly had no murders in it.

You know you're never alone When you're with Christ

you remember when you were 10,

Take a bath, hippie!

(GLASS SHATTERING)

Turkey burgers.

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And I promised myself that if I ever had a son,

I can’t. I didn’t win it in my game. I won it in Hero’s Duty.

All you have to do is not fuck up

Chris brown can do no wrong

YOU KINDA JUST REWORDED MY JOKE BUT, HAHA

You know, you had no business being out on that dance floor,

I guess I wasn't really prepared for a follow-up question.

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No peeking Leeland or else you’re get any cancer.

All right, fuck it.

I Wanna Watch My Tourettes Guy

They got me. That freaky guy from the park,

I love you, too.

and beat up the Jewish kids.

I told you, I can totally be a lawyer.

Hi, my name is John Bennett,

Yeah, but you have no skills.

(JOHN'S DAD LAUGHS)

Helen, get my gun, and call the police!

you two have seen each other every single day since you moved out.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

That's a great story, I felt like I was there

SAM: How we doing, ace?

Tom Skeirtt is still Alive!

So you can bang it, but you can't get it drunk.

So, word through the grapevine is that you're

Well, we've been dating four years tomorrow.

NORAH: Thank you.

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To those who have lost the wondrous vision of childhood eyes,

I think we're very far apart on this...

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

TED: Let me out of here, you crazy bastard!

DEATH TO DOMINGUE

You remember that night, after the club

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

There is a DVD opening to Barney's Great Adventure from 20th Century Fox, DreamWorks Pictures, Columbia Pictures, Playhouse Disney Original, Polygram Films, and Lyrick Studios.

"Pudding hole"? Is that what they say?

Yeah, but you have no skills.

What? That word.

Yeah, that's the way she is.

But do you think she might be expecting me to make that kind of a move?

(PLAYING THEME SONG)

Wow! Here are the ladies.

Break this up, break this up.

I promise I will leave and I'll never come back.

Nobody’s ever talked to me like that before…you’re hired

from active duty in the Civil War

Teddy Bear. Teddy Bear. Teddy Bear. Teddy Bear Teddy Bear Teddy Bear

And then we ran up to it

I met a girl. She's a cashier.

And I want you to know that, after last night

Come on, bruh. Most of The Boys isn't homophobic. The only thing that's homophobic about the boys is s3e1. You'd know that if you would watch episodes instead of clips.

It’s Art Get it?

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Jen’s scrunchie Or is it?

Baby, it can't be done.

Ted, what are you doing here?

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Sam Jones moved back to Hollywood

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Someone call an ambulance!

I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know

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And, I swear to God, it is because of that bear.

You know, I have written so many angry letters to Hasbro about that.

Oh. Where are my manners?

Really? Yeah, many times.

I'm good. I'm good.

You know, not bad actually.

so you better get used to him.

TED: Hey, Lori, can you set the alarm for 11:00 a.m.?

You bweak-uh mah wall!?! I bweak-uh you wall!

Oh, my God, it always looks so great!

I'm in trouble.

We are going to party like the '80s.

Really? Because that's not what I heard. That is not okay. Really? Because that's not what I heard. That is not okay.

I got a fucking email. Saying it you ordered it.

Nobody's ever talked to me like that before.

Illumination! Illumination!

And then he got deported back to Iran,