Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The thunder can't get us, right?

What do you mean?

There's no putting things right. She fucking hates me.

Yeah, I'd rather just not talk about it.

Nigger Carlito, get over here

But he can never fail

I got to have a talk with my weed guy

Put your finger in my tag Polly

Isn't love enough? I submit that love is enough.

I'm really glad that you came.

Final Destination sucks! the boys rocks.

Idiot saying nonsense

Hi, Thomas, how are you?

Rocky, fucking, Rodent!

teddyruxfuckingpin

Chris Brown can do no wrong.

I want you to be happy. You deserve that.

You want a Xanax?

I might be gay I don’t know…

(MOUTHING) Hi. Tom Skerritt.

I don't have to. I'm a (using censored bad word) teddy bear. I don't have to. I'm a (using censored bad word) teddy bear.

I love you, too. (LAUGHING) And you're nasty.

Yeah, if you want.

Kim’s new car after the hail storm

Robert, seatbelt.

is that you go on a fun, casual date

I gotta fuck her again.

That took Guts We need guts

Teddy rux fucking pin

I'll help you get on your feet out there, I promise.

You can put the ring in her ass Let her fart it out

Now, Ted, you belong to Robert now, okay? You do as he says.

We're Going To Hollywood

RECORDED TOY VOICE: I love you!

I mean, when you think about it,

I don't understand why you keep putting up with him.

here's my address and phone number.

My relationship is at a very delicate stage, you know.

This is art. Get it?

Chopped salad, half price.

I JUST WANNA BRUSH THAT HAIR

Final Destination, Clone High, The Boys and Bob's Burgers suck! Angry Kid Rocks!

I love you girls.

You Italian? No.

close, personal friends with gary gensler

You didn't exactly stand up for me.

and my wish came true.

No, no, it's from The Notebook.

I'm not gay. I know.

to get this job that I so crave.

Yeah, Dad, I made a wish last night that Teddy was alive

Butdad Get over here

NARRATOR: Before long, Teddy had become a huge celebrity

But you've got to make some money

Yeah, I'm kind of a fun-time boss and what-not.

The company's having their 20th anniversary party next week.

You know what? You're acting like a cock. You know that?

You better never show your face around Quincy

So, it's funny that that didn't come up.

I told you, I can totally be a lawyer.

Fuck you, thunder You can suck my dick

look what McJesus did, look what McJesus did!

A couple of Charles Brew-kowskis?

NARRATOR: And so John, Lori and Ted lived happily ever after.

Mindy, Noelle, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra,

Fuck you, thunder! You can eat my ass!

All right? He'll be all yours.

And, by the way, my dancing was not that bad.

Tom Brady could do that.

why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself?

Tourettes Guy, Tourettes Guy, Going! Going!

You know, Ted, when I was a little boy,

But I read at a six-year-old level, so...

No, I'm good. Thank you.

I’m gonna stuff my fucking face with Pepperidge Farms

I just farted. That was a man fart.

Fantastic stop fantastic

If I get raped, it'll be my fault for what I'm wearing.

(AUDIENCE SHOUTING)

And then you can say whatever you want.

submitted here is the story of a little boy

That's a weird fucking question

Chuck E. Cheese’s rocks for yo Chuck E. Cheese’s rocks fucling pen

Things are great, actually.

You know, this place looks great.

Come on, nobody's expecting anybody to propose.

An Apache helicopter has machine guns and missiles.

Well, as it turned out,

That special time of year

Really sweetie? Well, that’s exciting.

Tom Brady could do that

(SCOFFS) Listen to yourself.

Not a bad life, is it?

I'm serious, John. I went over to talk to her

John, wait. Listen.

So, where are John and Teddy today?

What are you, five years old?

Every now and then when my life's

Tadashi, open the door, please, I want to talk.

(SCREAMING IN PAIN)

I'm like hey what's up seen your pretty die in hell As you came in the door

that actually sounds very appealing.

I don't know. I just wish he would get his life together.

Justin I have so much Teddy Bear paperwork I have to get to, it is sick.

Something I call a Dirty Fozzie.

That's good, I guess.

What am I? Emperor Ming, here, controlling your mind?

FUCK YOU, MONSTERS INC YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK

Glad to hear it.

Do you need a lift?

Hey, buddies. Where is it hanging?

Yeah, my head hurts a lot.

Shit, I got to get to work!

This bullshit! This all bullshit!

Did you really just fart?

They said they got separated

Listen, John and I may have our problems, but at least he tried.

Morgan Roberts. Smallest dick I’ve ever seen on a man

TED: THAT’S MY BAD I WAS SENDING A FUCK LEBRON TWEET.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

I'm alive, Johnny!

Hug me and billy and Mandy

(LAUGHING) Yeah.

Just come over. I got the Cheers DVD box set

No, like a fucking circular gold thing on her finger.

Are you in one of those gay beat up clubs or something

Oh, my God, it always looks so great! I always want to fucking brush it!

Ted, you gotta move out.

Yeah, I mean, the guy's 35, and he's working for a rental car service.

Yeah. I did wish for it.

Do you see me fucking with you? All right, speed round.

And I thought you were the most amazing,

I might be gay, I don't know.

will you marry me?

I don't ever want to lose anyone who matters to me ever again.

You owe me lobsta money

No, no, no. Four years, we've been going out.

You bweak-uh mah wall!?! I Newark-uh you wall!

but my son and I couldn't help but admire your teddy bear.

I know it sucks, but otherwise I'm going to lose her.