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I hear the fat kid running. I hear the fat kid running.
Jesus Christ! What the fuck, man?
(SIGHS)
Funny how it always goes with love
This is serious.
He's such an asshole.
Why even bring that up?
All right, Brandi, Heather, Channing,
Excuse me.
Merry Christmas! Yeah, friends! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Fuck!
I won’t let you down Goose
(YELLING)
This is about a year's pay. What did I do? What did I do? Why is this happening to me?
(SINGING) Oh, my little sixpence My pretty little sixpence
Oh, this is so gross!
Okay, that was perfect.
I gotta go to work!
How's your dickhead boss?
You put some of the stuffing in the wrong places So I’m a little fucked up
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
(BOTTLE TINKLING)
It's just a bonus that he's the hottest guy in Boston.
Wow, you can really move.
(CLEARS THROAT) No, I think I'd rather just have you take me home.
Lori, this is Angelique, Heavenly, Cherene, and Sauvignon Blanc.
Hey, NoahDoesYARNS! If you were smart, you'd look at this! https://tinyurl.com/4cvje5nu I animated one of your YARN stories with GoAnimate! Isn't that cool?!
I got you something anyway, in clear violation of the "no gift" rule.
...
I really hope you fucking get Lou Gehrig's disease.
What is it?
by the New York Jets
Break his arm off!
Please, just try.
Are we having homosexuals over for dinner tonight?
and stuck his finger in his ass.
A-ah!
So, I'm going to have to decline.
TAMI-LYNN: Who was that guy?
No, look at me, buddy.
Ted! Johnny!
No, same as last time.
When Mario saw the future saved the day universe
WOMAN: Good morning, Lori.
(RIPPING)
Get out of here, okay?
I'm like, "I'm out of here, man." I was gone before she woke up.
you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places
Jaiden animations Odd1sout
All right, I get it.
My phone says I texted someone at 3:15, asking them to beat me up.
Remember Brandon Routh from that God-awful Superman movie?
No, that's not what she meant at all. Right, Lori?
Look at you guys. You guys look amazing.
And hey, all those rich black people can't be wrong, right?
Jesus Christ!
How's work? It sucks.
And by blaming me, you, you're just
. I didn't know you could sing that good. Why you didn't say nothing?
(YELLING)
Wait a second.
Or, or “perhaps it’s East Russia?” is what Kierkegaard would say.
Fucking stop! Fuck!
on the couch at 9:00 a.m., doesn't it?
Lori and I have been dating four years tomorrow.
(GASPS) Baby! Gold star.
...eight, nine, ten,
They did?
Bullshit! That totally works.
Still better than Katy Perry.
Teddy?
You're motherfucker
Illumination! Illumination.
WOLICE SIREN VVAlLllVG)
Fuck your funder You can suck my dick
Oh, fuck me. Nice.
Stay with them.
there is a shit on my leg
Flash!
This is art. Get it?
Hey, by the way, don't let me forget,
It died.
nice opinion, unfortunately sonic the werehog bought a $70 million dollar house
Okay? Okay.
Illumination!
I love you.
Please.
Rex, I got to go.
If you can punch through this wall, you really are Flash Gordon.
Yeah, it's kind of funny, actually.
(IN FALSETTO) We move as one
Son on a bitch
with whom he could share his deepest secrets.
My gosh! Johnny, for Scaring us with your stupid alive bear, You are grounded for a week!
Sometimes you don't.
Check this out.
I know I didn't take our relationship seriously but, Lori,
Oh, I'm okay.
If it's okay with you, I just want to say what I want to say.
you are not watching spongebob squarepants on nickelodeon you are watching ted on universal
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
(WOMEN EXCLAIMING)
God, Johnny, I got so much energy.
where he shares a studio apartment
Oh, God, lam so sorry.
(soBBlNG)
We want fucking ice cream
I want us to keep talking because I think that maybe...
Hey, Ted. Hey, Johnny, what are you doing?
That’s a weird fucking question…
Give me the plant!
he would never let him go.
Scram, you rotten little cavities, before I throw YOU in the mud!
Screw you pal, I belong to John Bennett.
Uncle phil stop playin
Go away Go away
It's almost Robert's play hour.
we went and had late-night eggs and waffles until about 5:00 a.m.
I don’t want to work at a grocery store.
That's your choice, John.
This is how the cast of Diff'rent Strokes feels.
wait, did any of those have 'ism' at the end?
Fuck. Shit, sorry, that's the thing from the...
Hey, anything for you.
Ripping.
Wow.
John.
Uh-huh. Okay, all right. Good talk, coach, thanks.
You're fucking unbelievable, you know that?
I know, done. Man. Right here, in front of you, all right?
And you don't remember it?
But you're no longer eight. You're 35 years old.
You're my best friend, Sam.
Cal Ripken!
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THAT’S MY BAD. I WAS SENDING A “FUCK LEBRON” TWEET.
(LAUGHS)
Sorry, sorry. Does it hurt?
Wow. Mmm.
"Ted, you gotta move out."
Oh yeah! Chris Brown can do no wrong!
Little John Bennett,
THIS BULLSHIT! THIS ALL BULLSHIT!
No. No.
and dancing.
Sure.
One drink. Come on.
Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
This is art.
There was something about that bear
with his roommate, Brandon Routh.
All right, whatever you say.
slashing everything in its path.
The ladies and I were just watching Jack and Jill.
But there was one child who wasn't in such good spirits.
I love netflix. They are great shows and movies, and it's way better than prime video. And I used to watch netflix on my ps4