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Screw you, pal. I belong to Tadashi Hamada.

You're mine, Hiro!

I do love you more than life itself.

Lane Kiffin. Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man.

You think you're cool because you work

how completely stupid that sounded.

Tundra buddies for life?

Your dad likes you to show good manners. Right, Tubby McFat-Fuck?

You're not going to have any sort of career

I got to have a talk with my weed guy

Mom, Dad, guess what? My teddy bear's alive!

There is a shit on my floor!

We're sorry, it was an accident, okay?

Lane Kiffin. Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man.

You don't bring it up, you just let them in.

I mean, he has a huge heart and we laugh a lot.

(CHUCKLES) Right? Pink Floyd.

and I'm ready to change,

TED: Down here.

Well, do you think you're part of some gay beat-up underworld?

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

Tom Brady could do that.

Teddy... Rocks... goddamn... Chuck E. Cheese-looking... fucking... son of a bitch... pin!

I thank you for saving every one of us.

I love you, too.

That's like a cool behind-the-scenes thing that you wouldn't know.

This is how everybody sang in the '90s.

This is the first time that you've been single

Get lost, Bennet!

Did you... Did you just talk?

You break my wall, you bastard men.

You thought I was fucking retarded

I don't remember any of it. I was so fucked up.

Oh, yeah. Chris Brown can do no wrong.

(SQUEALS EXCITEDLY) He acknowledged it.

and I sold the parsnip to a family with four small children.

Illumination. Illumination

Teddy-Rux-Mother-Fucking-pin

Call an ambulance! Someone call an ambulance!

over her you're out of your fucking mind.

three, four, five,

Look at what Isaac did

Lets do some shots

He knows nothing but a man

get serious about opening a restaurant

"I married the wrong woman, and now I lead a life of regret."

to get out of work to go to Ted's.

Well, it's not true, okay? I'm a classy broad.

I wish I had just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin.

John, I need you out of the apartment tonight.

You know, Sam, there's only one way to end a perfect day.

I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know

Illumination! Illumination.

like something where they give out

I'm not an "it," pal. I'm a "he," all right?

Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.

Encesta Kareem!!! Que idiota Kareem...

Ya allah! OH MY GOD!

and charged with kidnapping a plush toy.

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I'm not going to let you down, Goose.

My longest relationship was like six months

we both started crying, you remember?

No, the boys is not homophobic. You'd know this if you ACTUALLY WATCHED IT (except for S03E01) and didn't just watch clips.

Sam, let him go.

when you open FG Vent

That's not right, is it? No.

Go, take care of it. Let me know how she is.

Well, yeah. Why wouldn't they be?

And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

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Okay. You okay there, sweetheart?

or a talking teddy bear,

John, five minutes and then I'll kick you out, I promise.

See, I've had him since I was about your age.

It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry,

He rocks his I ROC-Z, he rocks it well

so I'm a little fucked up.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Actually, you weren't so bad for a guy with no penis.

close, personal friends with gary gensler

(PLASTER SMASHING) Oh, my God!

Rex, I don't think it's smart.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

and that humanity can no longer fulfill its desires

Lori tried to break up a dog fight

You're my best friend John

(SHOUTING IN CANTONESE)

Let me ask you something.

I don't think so. I'm...

Teddy never forgot his very best friend, John.

through the power of wishes.

I didn't know you had a baby. Is it alive?

How are the neighbors?

You Cannot use any Bad Words Inside, Do You Understand Yes Sir

Half-Indian, but thanks.

I got fucking wasted last night.

Here's to four more years.

I'll be back in 30 minutes tops, okay?

No, it can't be that either.

I dare you shuri, Say what are those again

(THEME SONG PLAYING)

You're my best friend, Sam.

I might go lay down in the john.

This is going to take some doing, I think.

All right, buddy, go get 'em.

You suck, get off the stage!

I think it sucks. I'm going to have a talk with him.

It's got to happen.

Look, just let me talk first, all right?

Never mind. Take her to Benihana.

Let's see how well you know these streets.

Sorry, you really shouldn't swear in front of children.

He currently resides in Burbank

That guy from your office is in there on the couch

This is the most disgusting thing ever!

Taking a 3 team parlay in the NIT because South Alabama is a lock then we would just be idiots saying nonsense

Lori and I may just need a little space right now.

Teddy, where are you? I'm somewhere... I don't know yet, but I'm hiding in here. So don't go away.

Yeah, as you can see

Ted, you've arrived at a lucky time.

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I said a bad word one time.

I guess we can't make small talk all day, huh?

Jimmy. No dildo for you fuck shit bitch ass penis cock cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits pussy damn and more swears

Yeah. Take pride in that.

but may also be his lover, I don't know.

You remember? I was, like, "Oh, shit, 9/11. I got to get high."

Well, you know,

Forever and ever?

Yeah, I'll be right there.

Tom Brady could do that.

You like to party?

Yeah, but we do talk about you all the time.