Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mom, Dad, guess what. My teddy bear's alive!

...a shit on my floor.

on top of the produce that we sell to the public.

Did you ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm?

See? There, proof. Garfield's eyes look like a pair of tits.

Jesus, this is weak.

Come on, it's not that bad.

Oh, I'm all right. I'm just getting used to things, that's all.

You have to understand, I had no friends before he came along.

God, there are some fucked-up fish out there.

Thank you for creeping up my night.

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SINGING) Flash!

Why the fuck would he say that?

Really? 'Cause that's not what I heard.

John, it's almost 10:00.

(ENGINE REVVING)

Flash Gordon. Quarterback, New York Jets.

Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin

All right, here's your keys, your rental agreement,

Because I'm only going to need one.

Come on, dudes. Don't tell me you never done it before.

And then when we saw it fall from the tree,

That special time of year

You want to come over and catch a buzz?

You can put the ring in her ass let ger fart it out

Fuck it. Bring it in. Come here.

Okay, come on. Ever!

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Give it a couple of hours. You'll be golden, Ponyboy.

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and that humanity can no longer fulfill its desires

Stay here. Just stay there! No, John!

In Ted, John says he wishes he had gotten a Teddy Ruxpin instead of Ted when angered at one point in the film.

Listen, speaking of classy,

that changed his life forever.

All you've got to do is not fuck up.

And he said, "No."

(BOTH IMITATE FARTING)

But I want to wait until I get you something really special.

Cocaine, right?

No, I can't do that. That would devastate him.

Otherwise, where's the challenge?

That's 'cause everyone's mouth is usually full of your wife's box.

He said "no," he was going to stay there with you, and I twisted his arm, Lori.

and we had awkward fuzzy sex in the coatroom.

in the audience who he loves very much.

My buddy's in town with his cousin,

Hey! Leave her alone!

Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin

I'm going to name you Teddy.

Caillou Gets Fucking Grounded

It wasn't my fault for killing Tadashi. But he's kind of dead or something.

Tom Brady could do that.

Hello? Hello, John?

Lori, why don't you like me? Ugh!

Tadashi Hamada, Gogo Tomago.

All I ever wanted was you, John Bennett.

Jesus fucking Christ!

why the fuck would she say that?

someday, there's going to be a ring in there.

Connor All you gotta do is not fuck up

Rex, I have a lot of work I need to get to.

Yes! He did it!

He rocks his I ROC Z, he rocks it well

I'm 35 years old and I'm going nowhere.

(IN BOSTON ACCENT) Oh, yeah, oh, yeah! Harder! Harder!

and bring a friend up to the stage.

(SIGHS) All right.

Thanks for getting our hopes up and taking a giant shit on us.

Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin

I saw you on television.

Look what Israel did! Look what Israel did! Look what Israel did!

Lori, I've wanted to give this to you for a long time.

Hey, Alix, what's up? You get in the club last night?

Why did you have to take it there?

so we can give ourselves a chance without him.

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You know what, I think I, too, want a Martina Navrati-brewski.

You promised me this was about work.

I could kick your fucking ass.

I know, sir, I'm sorry. It wasn't my fault.

I wish i had just gotten a Rocky Rodent.

Thanks, man, it's all IKEA.

So I’m a little beep up

Yeah, she's pretty shook up.

I'm sorry to bother you

Breanna, Amber, Sabrina, Melody,

Sounds good to me.

No, not really feeling up to it.

It's all right, go, go, go. I'll pull out of here.

Then at 10:55 got a text from the same person saying, “thanks”

What do you got there?

Couple of Brew-stoyevskis?

It's okay, I'll drive you. I feel fine.

Just go out with me one time.

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fuck this movie team america world police is way better than ted

Did you hurt your head?

It'll be great when it's furnished.

The ladies and I were just watching Jack and Jill.

through the power of wishes.

Thank you for being so honest.

I've been bumming around with Ted too much. I know that, too.

Can you call him back?

SMASH BROS MARIO MAKER FURRYING GAME!

So you think you got what it takes?

I know. Try not to get lost. Come on in.

Trust me. I love you.

and Cherene's pretty ballsy.

papa stone *could* do that!

Yeah, I know, right?

Are we having homosexuals over for dinner tonight?

That’s a weird fucking thing to say

You know what? Fuck you. I don't even want to talk to you.

You guys know Lori and Jim, right?

He's going to sing a song to a special lady

He's the only reason I ever gained any fucking confidence.

I thought the fireman stuck his own finger up his own ass.

Thanks so much for coming.

You can put the ring in her ass, let her fart it out.

They must feel awful. The live ones must feel awful.

Okay, be there in a second, baby.

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Hey, Johnny! Total T.J. Hooker, right?

Go to your room right now, and sleep until you have learned your lesson.

But as long as he's got his teddy bear,

This is Jared. He's the guy who beat me up.

Bring it in, you bastard. Come on.

Well, that's... It's a factor.

it was actually really unfair of him to embarrass you like that.

John, Flash Gordon was the most important influence of our formative years.

Teddy Rux fucking Pin! Who's Pin? Pin: Hi, I'm Pin, and I don't think this is an okay situation, quite frankly.

when I was eight years old.

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so you can pay for an apartment.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Nice. Good, huh? Good job.

Thank you for creeping up my night

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