Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You coming down?

Come on, Robert.

(MOUTHING) Tom Skerritt! Wow!

I will, sir, I promise.

Get lost, Bennett!

you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places

I Don’t Have To. I’m A Freaking Teddy Bear.

Where's my ring, motherfucker? Stop it. Come on!

Are you okay? (GROANING)

Fuck you, Shoreman!

How great is this? The four of us out to dinner.

Really? Well, isn't that exciting.

has an extremely broad definition.

For God's sakes.

You're my best friend, John.

But I made friends in the line.

Do I need to wash my hands before I play this game?

What's your opinion on The Boys? My opinion: It's awesome

Lori, wait, please.

Illumination! Illumination!?!?!

When your husband is bringing his brother to Alaska and is excited to show him a good time, but you know he doesn’t like any of that shit

This is the American fantasy, right here.

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Just give me the car keys.

NARRATOR: John became instantly attached to Teddy.

I GOT FUCKING WASTED LAST NIGHT.

with some people at my apartment.

Hey Teddy Bear Are You? Are You All Right?

I don't give a shit because is 2 $99 you ask me I say no.

Why, what's going on?

No, that doesn't work.

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merry christmas you fucking whore! now lets fucking fuck you bitches!

Son of a bitch!

Look, I'm only saying this because I love you.

that's a weird fucking question

while singing some creepy Victorian nursery rhyme.

These were John Lennon's glasses.

NARRATOR: John was just about the happiest boy in the world

Go on, spark it up.

Let's all be best friends.

Old Tom Brady could do that. Old Tom Brady COULD do that

My dick is squished by the TV.

She's making you do it, isn't she?

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after you insult the admiral Im promoting you

I'm not going to wait any longer for my life to start.

How long have we been saying we were going to...

Illumination! Yeah illumination!

and beat up the Jewish kids.

Shit, I got to get to work!

That's a nice fucking example you're setting...

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John, I look like something you give your kid

(LAUGHING) Right? Yeah, she gets it.

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Candy better be alive you sick bitch

Tom Brady could do that. Tom Brady could do that!

Ow! Fuck! Cocksucker!

Screw you, pal. I belong to John Bennett.

and this is Patty Peterson.

and he couldn't wait to tell everyone the good news.

I'm with Lori here. I'm already on probation.

You were just wonderful.

Ow! I hate that word!

Johnny. It's me.

Just like in the movie.

Yeah But You Have No Skills

Okay. You hide first.

I know what you did with Ted wasn't easy,

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Ted and Tami-Lynn continued their torrid love affair for quite some time.

I'd chew it off to get you free.

most wonderful thing I'd ever seen. Ever.

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Because of that, I just lost the love of my life.

Encesta Karem!... Encesta Karem!...

Oh, jeez, here we go.

You know what? I don't feel like talking to you about this.

Whoa, whoa! Stop, stop! That's them, turn around!

Look, the point is, you're blaming me

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Ted, you mean everything to me, and so does Lori.

Just grab your thunder buddy And say these magic words

I guess Santa paid attention to how good you were this year, huh?

Oh, man. Here, let me get you some ice.

why the fuck would she say that

Fucking kill yourself bearglove you fucking cunt!

We better start doing stupid shit.

Dude, one man to another. I got you on this.

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A cushy, $38,000-a-year branch manager

I have to say, I've been following you ever since I was a young boy

John, I need a man. Not a little boy with a teddy bear.

This bullshit! This all bullshit!

Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin

Is that a Flash Gordon ray gun,

But I'm talking about a mature relationship, Lori.

He thought ALF was Jewish for some reason.

"Or is the floor on the shit?" is what Kierkegaard would say.

Now, I have to give you an ouch.

Did the whole place for $47.

I'm just trying to find a way to keep you both in my life.

(DOORBELL RINGING)

Tell him we said…

I have so much teddy bear paperwork I have to get to, it is sick.

Dude, I got 10 minutes. Where's Flash Gordon?

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Yeah, I'm guessing you guys don't have a PS3.

You're my best friend, Sam.

A professional NFL player is called upon to save the world.

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Please play nice.

Look what Israel did! Look what Israel did! Look what Israel did!

TED: That's my bad. I was sending a tweet.

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Fine, John, but this is, I swear to God, your last chance.

(JOHN SOBBING) Why are you crying?

Come on, I do not sound that much like Peter Griffin.

By the power vested in me

yeah what ever thanks for pearl harbor

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Why did Mario helps Steven future saved the day

Besides, what if he chose Ted?

I gotta cut out for a bit.

Just to be clear, I'm not embarrassed.

(BRAKES SCREECHING)

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I told him to bail on you that night at Rex's and he said, "No."

Huh? Meat hole? What?

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I fucked her with a parsnip last week

Really? Because that's not what I heard. That is not okay.

Okay, now you count to 100, and then you try to find me, okay?

The night we met.

I'm guessing you're more of a "wooden horse with a wig" kind of family.

You can't get me, thunder 'Cause you're just God's farts

there is a shit on my floor!

I’ll pick you up at 8:00.

Is that a shit?

That must have slipped through the cracks.

Oh, my God! He's going to jump! Get closer.

LORI: All right, here we go.

Look, I'm going to cut the shit, here.

eventually, nobody gives a shit.

Are you kidding me?

but I don't want you to do that.

This is the theme song from the movie Octopussy.

He rocks his I ROC Z, he rocks it well

Tundra buddies for life

the boys sucks! final destination rocks!

So, talk to me, Johnny Quest. How are things with you and Lori?

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Hey there, fella. How are you?