Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You can't get me, thunder 'Cause you're just God's farts

I told him to bail on you that night at Rex's and he said, "No."

Are you okay? (GROANING)

Is that a Flash Gordon ray gun,

Ted, you mean everything to me, and so does Lori.

Illumination! Illumination!?!?!

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Just like in the movie.

I have to say, I've been following you ever since I was a young boy

Just give me the car keys.

(MOUTHING) Tom Skerritt! Wow!

Besides, what if he chose Ted?

and this is Patty Peterson.

Son of a bitch!

with some people at my apartment.

You know what? I don't feel like talking to you about this.

Yeah But You Have No Skills

Ted and Tami-Lynn continued their torrid love affair for quite some time.

Look, I'm only saying this because I love you.

Go on, spark it up.

and beat up the Jewish kids.

I gotta cut out for a bit.

I'm not going to wait any longer for my life to start.

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Hey Teddy Bear Are You? Are You All Right?

You coming down?

The night we met.

(DOORBELL RINGING)

(BRAKES SCREECHING)

I'm with Lori here. I'm already on probation.

He rocks his I ROC Z, he rocks it well

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Ow! Fuck! Cocksucker!

Teddy rux hecking pin

Why did Mario helps Steven future saved the day

that's a weird fucking question

Now, I have to give you an ouch.

Oh, man. Here, let me get you some ice.

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I fucked her with a parsnip last week

Okay. You hide first.

eventually, nobody gives a shit.

A professional NFL player is called upon to save the world.

Johnny. It's me.

Oh, my God! He's going to jump! Get closer.

So, talk to me, Johnny Quest. How are things with you and Lori?

LORI: All right, here we go.

These were John Lennon's glasses.

and he couldn't wait to tell everyone the good news.

Okay, now you count to 100, and then you try to find me, okay?

I'd chew it off to get you free.

I guess Santa paid attention to how good you were this year, huh?

Look what Israel did! Look what Israel did! Look what Israel did!

Because of that, I just lost the love of my life.

NARRATOR: John was just about the happiest boy in the world

Hey there, fella. How are you?

We better start doing stupid shit.

That's a nice fucking example you're setting...

Is that a shit?

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Dude, I got 10 minutes. Where's Flash Gordon?

why the fuck would she say that

Just to be clear, I'm not embarrassed.

Huh? Meat hole? What?

I know what you did with Ted wasn't easy,

Really? Well, isn't that exciting.

Tundra buddies for life

the boys sucks! final destination rocks!

Shit, I got to get to work!

I have so much teddy bear paperwork I have to get to, it is sick.

Yeah, I'm guessing you guys don't have a PS3.

Fucking kill yourself bearglove you fucking cunt!

He thought ALF was Jewish for some reason.

I GOT FUCKING WASTED LAST NIGHT.

Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin

I'm guessing you're more of a "wooden horse with a wig" kind of family.

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Oh, jeez, here we go.

Teddy Rux-fucking-pin

Get lost, Bennett!

But I'm talking about a mature relationship, Lori.

I’ll pick you up at 8:00.

merry christmas you fucking whore! now lets fucking fuck you bitches!

You're my best friend, Sam.

most wonderful thing I'd ever seen. Ever.

By the power vested in me

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No, that doesn't work.

I will, sir, I promise.

Tom Brady could do that. Tom Brady could do that!

She's making you do it, isn't she?

but I don't want you to do that.

This bullshit! This all bullshit!

I'm just trying to find a way to keep you both in my life.

I Don’t Have To. I’m A Freaking Teddy Bear.

Whoa, whoa! Stop, stop! That's them, turn around!

You were just wonderful.

Screw you, pal. I belong to John Bennett.

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Encesta Karem!... Encesta Karem!...

Fine, John, but this is, I swear to God, your last chance.

That must have slipped through the cracks.

You're my best friend, John.

Old Tom Brady could do that. Old Tom Brady COULD do that

Ow! I hate that word!

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(JOHN SOBBING) Why are you crying?

NARRATOR: John became instantly attached to Teddy.

For God's sakes.

How long have we been saying we were going to...

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has an extremely broad definition.

But I made friends in the line.

Tell him we said…

(LAUGHING) Right? Yeah, she gets it.

Look, I'm going to cut the shit, here.

Where's my ring, motherfucker? Stop it. Come on!

When your husband is bringing his brother to Alaska and is excited to show him a good time, but you know he doesn’t like any of that shit

Just grab your thunder buddy And say these magic words

John, I need a man. Not a little boy with a teddy bear.

Candy better be alive you sick bitch

there is a shit on my floor!

Illumination! Yeah illumination!

Let's all be best friends.

Why, what's going on?

This is the American fantasy, right here.

What's your opinion on The Boys? My opinion: It's awesome

after you insult the admiral Im promoting you

Jb byride How do you drive in a Taco Bell hand dryer you're grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded ground

I don't give a shit because is 2 $99 you ask me I say no.

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while singing some creepy Victorian nursery rhyme.

Are you kidding me?

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"Or is the floor on the shit?" is what Kierkegaard would say.

Dude, one man to another. I got you on this.

yeah what ever thanks for pearl harbor

Fuck you, Shoreman!

Do I need to wash my hands before I play this game?

A cushy, $38,000-a-year branch manager

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Lori, wait, please.

TED: That's my bad. I was sending a tweet.

John, I look like something you give your kid

Please play nice.

Come on, I do not sound that much like Peter Griffin.

you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places

Really? Because that's not what I heard. That is not okay.

Come on, Robert.

My dick is squished by the TV.

Look, the point is, you're blaming me

Did the whole place for $47.

How great is this? The four of us out to dinner.

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This is the theme song from the movie Octopussy.