Ted (2012)

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Ted (2012)
RComedyFantasy

John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.

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29 Jun 2012
Ted
Seth MacFarlane
Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 32.408
Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!
Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!
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#2
Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 32.292
Fucking stop! Fuck!
Fucking stop! Fuck!
Because, "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"Because, "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 29.938
Because, "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"
Because, "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"
Fuck!Fuck!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 28.669
Fuck!
Fuck!
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#5
Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 28.521
(BOTH IMITATE FARTING)
(BOTH IMITATE FARTING)
Jesus fucking Christ!Jesus fucking Christ!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 28.387
Jesus fucking Christ!
Jesus fucking Christ!
Say that one more time.Say that one more time.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 27.961
Say that one more time.
Say that one more time.
so I'm a little fucked up.so I'm a little fucked up.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 27.634
so I'm a little fucked up.
so I'm a little fucked up.
This is art. Get it?This is art. Get it?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 27.524
This is art. Get it?
This is art. Get it?
I don't have to. I'm a fucking teddy bear.I don't have to. I'm a fucking teddy bear.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 27.357
I don't have to. I'm a fucking teddy bear.
I don't have to. I'm a fucking teddy bear.
(YELLING)(YELLING)Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 26.180
(YELLING)
(YELLING)
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#12
Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 25.854
Ow! Fuck! Cocksucker!
Ow! Fuck! Cocksucker!
TED: Hey, Lori, can you set the alarm for 11:00 a.m.?TED: Hey, Lori, can you set the alarm for 11:00 a.m.?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 25.621
TED: Hey, Lori, can you set the alarm for 11:00 a.m.?
TED: Hey, Lori, can you set the alarm for 11:00 a.m.?
(SHOUTING) Language!(SHOUTING) Language!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 25.538
(SHOUTING) Language!
(SHOUTING) Language!
Are we having homosexuals over for dinner tonight?Are we having homosexuals over for dinner tonight?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 25.516
Are we having homosexuals over for dinner tonight?
Are we having homosexuals over for dinner tonight?
No, Mom, he's really alive. Look.No, Mom, he's really alive. Look.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 25.404
No, Mom, he's really alive. Look.
No, Mom, he's really alive. Look.
Jesus H. Fuck!Jesus H. Fuck!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 25.329
Jesus H. Fuck!
Jesus H. Fuck!
Woody Harrelson. Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man.Woody Harrelson. Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 25.258
Woody Harrelson. Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man.
Woody Harrelson. Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man.
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#19
Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 25.251
That's a nice fucking example you're setting...
That's a nice fucking example you're setting...
And you better never show your face around Quincy, you hear me?And you better never show your face around Quincy, you hear me?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 25.066
And you better never show your face around Quincy, you hear me?
And you better never show your face around Quincy, you hear me?
(SOBBING) Why are you crying?(SOBBING) Why are you crying?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 24.826
(SOBBING) Why are you crying?
(SOBBING) Why are you crying?
You know, you're never alone when you're with Christ.You know, you're never alone when you're with Christ.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 24.311
You know, you're never alone when you're with Christ.
You know, you're never alone when you're with Christ.
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