Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Somewhere ♪
♪ It's near beyond the moon ♪
gonna be a real treat.
I haven't been anywhere near the beach and I have sand in my ass.
Get in your car and drive to Manhattan.
I'm gonna get a cab.
Oh. God bless you, sir.
If it's a guy in the band, keep it simple.
Paint... that.
.
and you forgot, but since you agreed
You relax, shower, order room service,
Too long a pause.
How can you tell?
You were clearly on the edge of your seat.
Uh, no, this is my hotel.
Did we settle on that or are we still pitching?
- Hello. I'm Miriam... - Got it.
And now they're telling me our opening date isn't flexible.
Yes, it's me.
♪ Whisper a little prayer ♪
Yep, Sophie, right here.
Chicken soup, tomato soup,
So, Abe, now you're lying to us?
with your host, Bud Collyer!
of the Upper West Side?
About Sophie.
- I know. - I'm just very hot here.
They're actually here now since they can't stand them,
All right, this is me.
You grew up in the Rockaways.
and then finally they will have won.
What am I doing offstage?
Turn me around. Turn me around.
Every joke I missed.
- Or I'll marry you. - Ho-ho.
Marjorie Merriweather Post.
I'm getting divorced.
I heard Shy was in town,
My mother still hasn't heard he's gone,
No! No, stop. No serving.
and he said it was okay.
like I'm insane because I live here with you in this house!
I do.
The comparison to William Frawley
Oh. Where is he?
♪ Just like a Manhattan ♪
about my parents tonight,
Uh, hey, can we talk about the size?
so I can drown myself?
♪ I'll always love you, darlin' ♪
so neither one of us takes direction very well.
You can do an entire act on that completely asinine...
I did not know that.
What was I doing at 18?
Thank you for the room.
I mean...
We will be flying in planes.
Me, either.
♪ No, I never heard it at all... ♪
Swimming's fun. It makes your tush tight.
Why do they find terrible places and go live there?
to know the weather, they can look outside.
but here's the emergency exit layout,
You can't ask me from there?
♪ What a rare mood I'm in ♪
- It's in the Torah. - Wow.
but Zsa Zsa drank it.
The guy in charge is a pain in the ass.
- You're acting like a four-year-old! - Just jump to me!
I am insured.
Okay. You're right.
A female Mountie? I didn't know there were female Mounties.
She looks like she's been brained by a baton a few times.