Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The most wonderful thing just happened.

The little guy needs money. The big guy needs a two-by-four to his head.

Just one more day. I was beginning to get into myself. Be a pal.

Henry, one way or another, I'm gonna cover that bet.

I'm amazed at what's crawling in our soup.

This state gives long sentences, especially for bank robbing.

Listen, I know this is a delicate situation.

And I want a bigger cell with better ventilation.

Doghouse with the wolf

I shoot firecrackers off...

I don't want you to get me no cheeseburger.

My back hurts, fellas, I'm gonna have to drop out.

... on their way to a singing contest in Las Vegas.

-Oh? What kind of deal? -I want my own team.

I'm telling you, I am.... I'm thrilled.

-My wine magazines came? -No, it's better than that.

He's the one that gets closest to the bull.

I'm getting out next year, but I don't care.

-Harry, it's all right. -I can't take it! Mama!

-I want an inmate guard on them. -Graham'll watch them.

Kick in the nuts! You're fantastic. The way you can switch characters.

How would you like an old-time prison funeral?

We have an annual prison rodeo we're awfully proud of.

That boy is very confused. Straighten him out!

Aren't you amazed at the quality of these vegetables? ln a prison?

Why don't we give the cash to the prisoners?

Harry, I got fired today.

-Looks like trouble. -What happened?

I'd love to talk with those fellows. I want to try and capture their rhythm.

-Tell me about the job opportunity. -It's in banking.

...there's a little car with midgets....

Remember the little girl in the bank? She's ready to swear...

Can he keep it up? We're gonna all find out...

I was hoping for volleyball or tennis.

Let's go, Mayor Koch. And you too, Count Basie!

Can you get your staff to track down those guys who really pulled it off?

Did you get it?

...and remembering them for the time he prances on your head.

-Would like to-- -No.

Oh, 1 25 years. I won't have grandchildren!

-How'd that make you feel, Mason? -Mean. Very, very mean.

...you want to put some real money down?

Thank God. There's some humanity in this place.

They said I didn't need it.

... whether it's luck or if he's really got some redneck in him.

-Aren't you forgetting something? -What?

-Is he talking about a jailbreak--? -You bet your ass.

I'm fine. I wanted to see what it's like to get thrown.

That's the same cat that did me

I am more or less familiar with the case.

That's why I want to get out of here. Let's go. We can head out West.

... than any other prisoner in the whole system.

-He'll try to kill you in the chute. -I don't think so. I'd love to try him.

I thought you meant the other way.

We glimpse their bodies when the moonlight hits their breasts.

...are the prison romances that sometimes spring up...

-That's ridiculous. -Put that on your list.

And I'll have a little fraction more of that wonderful salad.

Could you go for that?

In Texas, they run an honest rodeo. The prisoners keep the prize money.

That's a real woodpecker.

-Sir, how come--? -Shut up, asshole, and move out!