Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You can kiss the baby.
-I'm thrilled for you. -You can taste the atmosphere.
-My wife, Teresa, and my brother, Ramon. -Hello.
-Only two? -How about a dozen on me?
Alex.
...could you actually become involved, I mean romantically, with a prisoner?
One joint of this put Southern California to sleep back in '65.
Get ready for the event that you all came to see.
... that instead of splitting the purse as usual...
Skip!
-Don't worry. -Getting fat.
And that's just by breaking wind on them.
I was drunk, but I'm positive I only robbed one bank. You?
I have to go to the bathroom. Would you excuse me, warden?
They need love, affection!
Okay.
Count me in. It is divine.
Nice to meet you. Why are you here?
Don't wet your pants. They have a liberal good-time program.
What did that cop say when he grabbed your throat?
Do you know how much money they make on it? $85,000 to $100,000.
I hit him so hard his braces ripped his whole upper lip.
-Hey, guys. That is yours. -Where you guys going?
He can get you anything you want. And he can get you killed.
Not too often. Just an occasional glass at dinner.
Harry and Skip in the Sunbelt.
Every bull has a secret word that makes him crazy.
-I'll protect you. I make him uneasy. -I wonder why.
What bargain?
-Ain't we all. -Bank robbery.
I came for a hernia operation. They cut off one of my nuts by mistake.
...Rory Schultebrand.
He runs the cellblock. Dope, whiskey, a woman.
...and a big old juicy cheeseburger on the side with a chocolate malt!
Lord have mercy! Grass!
You bad, they don't mess with you.
You know, I'm.... I'm....
-We had a nice visit, didn't we? -Yeah. Mr. Barstow!
Marvellous. May I have a bit more, please?
Just relax. He's gonna draw Untamed in the bronc event.
...and after deliberation...
There was a revolution in '65. We missed it because of this.
A rodeo clown is the most dangerous job in the world.
Skip!
-All right. On your feet. Let's move! -What happened?
Maybe we're not such strangers as circumstances would imply.
-We don't know about banking. -We don't have to.
Words to live by
When you do what A good woodpecker should
Uh.... Malt liquor.
Aye Boah
All right, get in there. I'll see you in about five days, if you make it.
-Right. -He did this to me.
What did I tell you? Okay, let's go.
-Are you here for us? -I believe so.
One thousand one. One thousand two. One thousand three. Finished!
Hello. Hi. How are you?
Korean, right. Jesus Christ! What's the matter with him?
But the cops don't know it!
Right.
Think this is The Count of Monte Cristo?
Teresa....
It's called paying your debt to society. Now, let's move!
Well, I don't want anything from him.
-Hey, Rory going with you? -Try to be brave, Sweetpants.
Skip.
...that's one bright spot to look forward to.
Oh, shit!
It's okay. It's okay. You did it. You did it.
Steven & Richard Bikeweek 2018
Whatever Bucky wants, old Bucky gets. Except for parole, that is....
That's my favourite.
Horny?
No, no, sit. Sit.