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We've been together ever since.
(quietly): Cassie. I pick cassie.
The desert has sand...
So choose wisely, ted.
No pets in my church.
We're not doing wedding at bernie's!
(sobbing)
You make some good points. Wow.
You're dressed like a whore.
Who found each other in this crazy world!
Aw!
I've been dying to say that one all night.
So, what were we about to do?
Yeah.
I can't just go say hi. I-I need a plan.
You're killing me. You're killing me.
Was a good dessert. (cassie sighs)
I can't wait to show you how much in bed tonight.
Start over!
Of course not.
Get stuck with the wrong girl
This close to finally having sex again.
I probably would have let you do
And then we end the night with meaningless sex.
No casual attire in my church.
But not in this case.
You're-you're having
I mean, the way they call each other
I couldn't stop big oil from polluting,
I didn't get together with anyone at that wedding.
Frankly, I am appalled.
I'm ted. Let's get you a drink before you talk to anyone else
That got us here, about to get married.
Ted: Sophia. Hi.
Tonight, the only action you'll be getting all weekend
Any way you'd reconsider?
(sighs)