Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[ Announcer On Radio ] So after 25 laps,

What the hell are they doing here?

They're coming to race in Indianapolis! The team Cinzano!

Uh, look, Mike.

Refund? Refund?

ridden on a one-quarter mile track.

♪ Whose broad stripes and bright stars ♪

Papa, if you gave him your word, then we have to take the car back.

[ Dave] Mike! Mike! Hold on, Mike!

I didn't want you to be this miserable.

welcome to today's Cinzano 100-mile road race.

What if you gave him a job?

and their head looks like the frying pan with the handle and everything?

[ Rod ] Come on!

I can't see him!

I counsel peace.

We could always strangle him while he's asleep.

I sold one of my worst cars to one of them today.

Goddamn see-through coffee.

My folks said I could have some of their furniture from the basement.

Sure look like they've got it made.

He's shaving. Well, so what?

At least I was once!

[ Man ] Look out.

One man may fall back, another may be exceptional...

I was young and slim and strong.

♪ Indiana, our Indiana ♪

I want some American food, damn it! I want French fries!

I carry this with me all the time.

♪ J' [ Organ ] [ Chorus, Audience ] ♪ Indiana, our Indiana ♪

If I wanted whistling, I'd get a bird.

But, Evelyn, look what's happened to him. He's turned into an “lty.”

♪ And light my pyre ♪

Well, there was no paper, but you gave me your word.

I wonder what it's like to kiss a coed. Wonder about that a lot.

It's these damn French fries. Hey, they're my damn French fries.

[Scoffs] You mean you've been chasing me with this?

♪ J' [ Continues ]

Funny shit. Funny.

'Course I must. Do I have any choice?

Zucchini and linguine and fettuccine.

Hey, uh, Dave, me and Nancy, we're going to get married.

Just a second. It's Dave Stohler from the Cutter team...

Look what happened to him.

Then why don't you get lost now?

When I was 19, I was working in the quarry ten hours a day.

I'm just tired of it, Evelyn. I'm tired of worrying about him.

J And the glory of old I.U. J I.U.!

- He's getting a job. - So?

Aren't you glad we got fired from the A & P?

It's “lty” food. I don't want no “lty” food.

Just drop that Italian shit, too, all right?

Go, you cutter, go!

♪ O'er the land of the free ♪

I wouldn't mind thinking I was somebody myself.

I'm gonna have this out with him now!

I have to go in.

You were there handing out the checks.

Sigma Tau Omega team.

Well, I go back to work tomorrow.

It's a beaut, right?

Just this once, Papa.

Where are you going? I got a job in Chicago.

♪ That our flag was still there ♪