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The Boston Red Sox
And I've never really been very good at servicing myself, my job and a relationship.
- so my people aren't prepared. - Right. Okay.
Oh- Look, look, look.
And it's been a problem with me and women.
Well, eventually you will.
That's right. He played for the Red Sox.
Ben, come on.
Yeah!
Check's all made out.
When the French and the English would go into Asia and Africa...
- You're sure? - Yeah.
Tough old guys.
Check in later. Okay, bye-bye.
and then that's all time lost.
Lindsey, will you go to opening day with me?
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Which means he has a small... income.
- Party? - No, it's draft day.
Wow. Now that's the way to go.
- Are you okay? - Yeah. I'm good. Thanks.
Let me ask you this.
Okay, so I asked for no ham, double turkey, but it looks like they gave me double ham.
Ben, all I got so far is the 21st and 22nd, man.
No, no, no, not spring break. Spring training with the Red Sox.
He got us a 10:00 a. m. tee time at the country club.
Clearly, it's not just a game!
Uh, yeah, yeah, total. Not you so much, but-
- Ow! - Oopsie.
- My Ben? - Yes, he has been great.
Clarence, look how everyone showed up. It's amaz-
John Olerud.
Isn't that a part of it, accommodating each other?
No. You don't understand. They scored eight runs in the bottom of the ninth to win 8-7.
- Nice to see you. - Excuse me.
You think you are dating a nice guy Till all of a sudden you find two large trash bags full of all his hair and nail clippings from his childhood
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And the Mets win it!
- Excuse me. - Watch it.
But, no, you don't see us tangled up in the sheets with the Eiffel Tower in the window.
- Those kids were cute. - Which kids?
It's authentic.
You missed the greatest game ever
- Ben, this is my third game this week. - Oh, no, I know that.
Well-Wait. I gotta- I'm so sorry. I gotta go.
- You did not. - Mm-hmm.
Really embarrassing. Really bad.
Oh, my God. What happened? You look fantastic!
I would debate you, Ed, but that would only lead to me being dragged away in handcuffs.
Okay, I'm ready. Let's go meet Mom and Dad.
They won the World Series in 1912, 1915...
And that's where the story begins.
No, no, yeah, I'm not gonna feel neglected.
because frankly the men I meet are highly-
Well, first, thank you, Mr. Myerson.
I'm sorry. I know this seems crazy, but I gotta go.
Mary, look. Merry Christmas.
It's a little like math. It's orderly.
all I'll think about every time I'm here is-
Yes. So, um-
Ever. This is like a nightmare.
- Well- - He's a schoolteacher.
Yeah, actually. Do you wanna take a swipe at him?
And since 1918, the Red Sox have not won a World Series.
Down here in Fort Myers, Florida, the story is always the same.
Well, I thought you would have brought him with you.
Dana Donato! You got the sweetest ass in sunday league!
Jon Jay! You got the sweetest ass in the league!
I know. I mean, I've been to your apartment...
The 0-1 is fouled off back into the seats.
- Okay. All right. I'll help you up. - Mm-mm.
Okay, here we go. You're gonna be okay. You're gonna be okay.
She handled a project for a food service company like yours a few months ago.
That'll get another run across as the Yankees extend their lead.
Hey hey hey It’s not time to jump off the Tobin Bridge yet, ok
Uh, I- Really, I'm sorry.
You see that? She just grabbed Johnny Damon's butt.
And word is these tickets stubs are already getting $200 on the street.
- I know. - The players are right there.
Here. It's for the urine sample.
You call that Yankee dancing? No, no, that's like Devil Ray dancing, okay?
You're like a Man-Boy.
Oh, I got the bat speed. I got plenty of bat speed. I could hit her best cheese.
- Would you be selling these tickets if we were winning? - I bet you wouldn't.
See, when I was a kid, I moved here from New Jersey...
That's odd.
Yeah, well, the one that can talk needs to say something.
I am going to have to push myself really hard this summer.
Come here.
And if it gets rained out, guess what. They make it up to you.
I tell you what. If you are not down here right now, you're missing one heck of a party.
- Look, right here, go. This is it. - Thank you.
You could have gone over right there. Come on, you gotta be aggressive, man.
DAMN IT
I just wanted you to know that you really got through to the kids today.
so it might get mildly murderous around here.
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you. Donna called.
You missed the greatest game ever!
Back to Foulke. Red Sox fans have longed to hear it.
It wasn't just Buckner. Stanley screwed him.
Did, uh- Did you want a baby?