Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll skip down because the first six are all body parts.
- Yeah. - Okay.
You know, when you're getting ready in the mirror, just when you're about finished...
Yeah.
Are any of you in the habit of looking at numbers-
Is it so horrible that I want my parents to like you?
- Ironic. - Ironic?
- All right. Bye-bye. - Honey-
- How'd they do? - No, no. La, la, la, la, la!
Remember, this Saturday is fall tryouts for next spring's J.V. baseball.
Wow!
You're rooting for her relationship to fail.
The Boston Red Sox are world champions.
Yep, this smells like the year.
Go ahead.
In the top drawer.
I- I never miss a game.
So, thanks for having us.
This is an historic night, Natalie.
Armbrister runs into Carlton Fisk, costs us the Series.
You finish your evening. All right? I'll hang out here...
Oh, God, no.
- That's the way it works, you know? - Hmm.
- That had to hurt. - Oh!
What's the matter with you?
Then we gotta play the Yankees in the House of Pain.
Al I right. You've been waiting al I year for this.
Oh. So it's a double date. Well, that's- that's perfect. That's great.
You missed the greatest game ever!!
Saturday. Schilling's on Friday.
Taking me to Paris?
He’s not a genius this one. No!
- How's this, Ben? This is dancing for tickets. - I'm dancing, Ben.
Carl wasn't the kind of uncle who was gonna take you to the circus...
Yeah. Besides, why does everything in my life have to be a trophy?
- Molly's pregnant. - Mr. Myerson just announced you got the promotion.
No. I mean, like, forever. For 125,000, it better be forever.
Yeah, and they're growing like crazy...
Yeah, he's aged horribly. Hey, the Belnaps.
Why? Because of this?
- Y- - Let's just talk about it when I get back.
Yeah, that's kind of the way I like it.
to the American League Championship Series...
Wh-What's wrong with the schoolteacher?
I was, um, just trying to get comfortable.
I think it's going good the way it is, you know?
I came here for a reason. All right. Look. I love you, Lindsey.
A tip, Ben. When your girlfriend says, "Let's go to Paris for the weekend," you go.
I'm late.
Everyone says, "You going out with Pukey tonight?" I'm like, "Yeah. Why?"
Oh, God. She's making a federal case about it.
When the whole baby thing happened, I admit I froze.
I'm sorry, Uncle Carl.
What? Wait. Are you saying that she's out of my league?
April 1912.
- And he's nothing like the guys you usually date. - I know.
You said it yourself. Relationships come and go, but the Red Sox are forever.
Come and get 'em at Cerrone Cadillac.
Benny boy, I still can't believe you're not at the Yankee game.
Peanuts! CrackerJacks!
Timlin ready to face the left fielder, Hideki Matsui. Timlin to the belt.
Hold it. Hold it.
when they wheeled out Ted Williams at the all-star game... Old men crying...Tears...
- Lindsey, this Ben guy has got such a good vibe. - Good.
- She's more competitive than I am. - I am not.
- You went last year. - You guys want Yankee tickets? You wanna talk Yankee tickets?
Well, what else could I say? It looked ridiculous on you. A man your age-
- You know. - Deep breaths, Ben.
Dwight Evans parked a couple homers, the Sox won...
I do?
Give her a little credit. She's pretty impressive.
No, not so much.
Excuse me. Sorry.
Jack is leaving the company next summer.
Hold on. I think it's Troy. It's really noisy.
Ben!
Gah!
Well, you pretty much know the rest.
Behind the bag! It gets through Buckner!
Here's the pitch.
All right. Okay. Here. Pick your head up.
You know, how many kids are we gonna have?
But she's great. She's great.
You broke my heart, Ben.
I'll buy your seats.