Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is this amazing? Is this crazy? Would you look at these seats?
Come and get 'em at Cerrone Cadillac.
Hardly any "chunk age. "
- Now, who we pitching tomorrow? - What's the difference?
after 11 years of never missing an inning, to suddenly not go to a Yankees game.
- She said that? - No. I could see it on her face.
Are you allowed to do that?
No, I mean, their proximity to the field. This is Fenway Park.
You could have a lucky day, sure, but you can't have a lucky career.
Oh, it's a real ticket, but you're at the wrong entrance.
- When the calendar page flips to March- - Are you interested?
You know. No. They understand something that we don't.
In a hundred years, no team in the play-offs has ever come back from that.
They... won.
So, uh, when they wheeled out Ted Williams at the all-star game-
Let's go, Red Sox!
What do you call me to your friends?
Oh, oh, God, that's today?
You'll love her. This lady is a dynamo.
and every day is Sunday.
Ernie, don't eat that!
Oh, you-
Hi, I'm Lindsey Meeks.
Oh, thanks. Hi, Linds.
- I'm late. - Fine. Go.
Ben, how do you know she'll even take you back?
Okay, it stopped. It stopped. Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
And if it is, "What's this going to be like?"
No, I know. It's just that I hate when people-
Uh, we're two games out of first, with three weeks left.
Are you feeling- Is this crazy? I mean, what are the odds?
- I mean she was totally- - No, no, not you. You. What did you mean?
You know what? I gave it to the lady down at the bakery.
Okay. That's not that late. Right?
It's Ben. Okay, go back to sleep.
Go back in and talk to him. He misses you.
It's good for your soul to invest in something that you can't control.
Call your mother.
Maybe I should become a teacher or a college professor, you know.
He's 60. It's a big psychological milestone.
And back there and back there.
Nic shut the fuck up
- Monster? - Yep.
- You were a little. - No, 'cause-
because I'm tired of being the most ignorant person here.
Yeah, yeah, but there's more to it than that.
The pretty boy with the glasses? That's me, Al Waterman. I sell sponges.
Excuse me. Is there a ticket window somewhere?
Yeah, we'll fly back Sunday afternoon, but with the time change...
I knew you were going to wake up. In case you woke up in the middle of the night.
He fanned me with a magazine for four years when I was going through menopause.
- Troy, sit on the beanbag, please. - Hey, I started, Ben.
All right, study, you maniacs.
- Please. - Hey, Ern.
- Yeah. - Ooh.
We all thought he was great too.
- How you doing? - I'm on dialysis.
We might have a winner! We might have a winner right here!
You gotta tell me. Wait. The outfield. The grass. Is it spongy?
You're kidding me. Now? All right, thanks. Bye.
When are we gonna meet this future breakup?
Everybody knows when you say you need money That means you got money
Their whole life isn't out in that field.
Down, set, hike.
Um-
All right, the client I'm working for right now...
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
Uh, is- is Lindsey- Who are you?
I could tell them I'm leaving right now.
I even started to lose it, you know.
Oh!
I think there's a better approach to this whole Red Sox thing.
- I mean, you're not even doing it, you're watching it. " - Yeah.
Oh, okay. That sounds good. Oops.
Uh, next month.
It's like, "Hey, how about sometimes I like to be 11 years old. "
All those things that you feel for that team...
It's what the players wear.
Wait, wait, wait. What kind of sick? You okay? You in pain?
Uh, number seven: I like that you drink in the afternoon.
Ben, I just got so hurt.
Hi. I didn't wanna interrupt.
Why don't you have a cell phone, you idiot?
Use your brain! Oh, they're in the lead. We almost have an answer.
I thought you weren't coming in until tomorrow. You look fantastic.
30th of May, we're still at Seattle. Who wants a Sunday game?
Come on, guys.
He's buying Ben's baseball tickets.
Behind the bag! It gets through Buckner!
And it's like- it's like an adorable stroke victim.
Twenty-three years.
- Some balance. - Hey. We've got a deal.