Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We're losing three games to nothing to the Yankees.

Because it would be ours.

Wait for your pitch, Miosky!

Seattle's coming in this weekend, and, I mean-

Mr. Myerson did call me into his office right after we spoke. I was trying to play it cool.

- Thank you. Thank you, Bill. - All right.

Are you guys that rich?

Oh, ah, I know those women.

I think this might be the greatest night of my life.

She's killing me with the laptop.

Then, if I don't make it or-

- Whoo-hoo! - Whoo!

I'll see you tomorrow.

Hey, Ben, are you going to watch the Celtics later?

Sure, yeah, no problem. Quick break, everybody.

Now that's the Green Monster, kid.

It's not a curse.

Since you only need the one ticket, I'll buy the other one back for, like, 50 bucks.

And the Yankees are playing, so I know I'm going stag.

I mean, you really, really went above and beyond.

You hear that? She said yes!

- Hello. It's Chris! - You gotta come with me.

Gerard, I guess you don't want them, huh?

I feel them too- for you.

Oh, God, here comes the bag of hair.

- Sold out, sweetie. It's the play-offs. - All right.

Just go and enjoy your ball game.

"Her face, her form, her sweet, loving smile.

There's no way to measure what she is worth.

So what? We're sitting here dining on our guts over the Red Sox.

I don't know what's with him lately.

business, music, art- I mean, you can get lucky.

Not- Not just physically.

And besides, you'll have such a better time if you go with Troy or Gerard...

I have to keep the peas on my forehead.

Careful kid, they’ll break ya heart

Enjoy the game.

Oh. Well, I really appreciate you saying that.

We love the Cubs,

You're like a man-boy- half man, half boy

They got Rivera warming up in the bull pen. Look.

That's it. The doctor is giving me something.

And now she expects me to miss a Yankees game?

'Cause the Red Sox never let you down.

Please, don't talk in my backswing. You know better than that.

Yeah, it's like, "What are you getting so worked up for?

Can you hear this? It's bedlam here, man!

I got the shoulder right now.

No, she cannot have my assistant.

It is absolute bedlam down here.

Oh, my God, she knows my secret shame.

Well, we don't actually- We watch the games.

decides to sell Babe Ruth to the Yankees to finance a Broadway musical.

Hang on. Hang on. Okay. "I'm the luckiest man on the face of the Earth.

- No way. - Yeah. - What do you mean?

What do you say we try to do all of it?

New England's own Stephen King.

Hey! Go, run a post. Go!

Okay. One more.

- Hi. - Hey, kiddo.

- He's a teacher. - Teaching's a cool thing.

Yes. Thank you. Okay, I'll speak to you tomorrow. Bye-bye.

Oh, well, there's a position about to open up...

If you give me a kiss and wish me luck.

That's Devil Ray. I'm talking about Yankee dancing.

Let's go, Red Sox!

Al I right, Little League, you wanna go? You want some of this?

And that night there was a blue moon and a total eclipse.

- Do you want me to go back? - Uh, no. Just toss some of it in my mouth.

Way back! The Red Sox are going...

- It's fine. - Okay.

You gotta tell me. Wait. The outfield, the grass, is it spongy?

You took a really big chance inviting me to meet your family.

- And you didn't sell them? - No, if I ever need the money that bad...

Pedro delivers. The ball is lined over Bellhorn's head into right center field.

Are you smoking? What are you doing? I'm a teacher.

Well, for me, it's Annie Hall.

- I don't know. It's hopeless. - Oh, boy, here we go.

No, no. I got tickets.

I'm gonna help you change, all right? I won't look. I promise.

- Well? - That's okay.

This is exactly what you liked about me.

The color, the sounds.

you might redirect that.

but we finally did it.

- Whatever. - Hey.

- That was Lindsey. She got her promotion. - He's waiting.

- The promotion? - My period.