Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You coach the team, and I help out whenever I can.

Come on! Come on! Use your brain!

I call you Lindsey...

Am I wrong? Am I wrong?

- Are you- Are you on a date? - No. It's-

And what exactly am I looking for?

That's Pesky's Pole. That's this guy Johnny Pesky.

Whoa, this is like- This is unbelievable.

In fact, my friends, they call me "the seagull. "

You know, "Grandma, don't die because...

Uncle Carl didn't have any children of his own...

- Yes. - Really.

Your mother's hysterectomy? I put her out for free, remember?

And they went, and lo and behold

- Can I borrow these for a second? Thank you. - Yeah.

- No, Dave- Dave Johnson. - Jensen.

I don't think that I should go to the games anymore.

Where does fantasy football rank in your life? I’d say FF, sex, and breathing.

I figured it wouldn't matter, but every year during Easter vacation...

Oh, thanks. They were- They were great.

Well, you're welcome. Thank you.

But now Lindsey's career has skyrocketed, so she's more successful.

Yeah, thank you. Can I talk to you about something really quickly?

- Hey, Linds. - Yeah?

Low blood sugar. I didn't eat yet.

- And how cute is he? - Yeah? Well, I'm really glad you guys feel this way...

I'll hold him if you want.

- a BlackBerry, a pager, nothing? - No.

All right. I thought of a million different reasons why I shouldn't be a father.

I'll tell you why.

Wait a second. I was just thinking about it. That's all.

Into the ninth.

- I thought you took that away from him! - I did!

My parents are here!

None have been successful so far against this powerful Yankee offense.

- Mm-hmm. Yeah. My uncle left them to me. - Behind the dugout?

I'm sorry. Let me explain.

Now sit right here. Oh, God!

- That's a ploy. I know it's a ploy. You're in center field. - Fine.

I have a meeting at 5:30 and had to leave work at noon to meet you here...

Oh, God. If one of the windows would open, I would jump.

You love the Sox.

I mean, you have wants and needs.

The one game you missed!

I want my sponges back.

Will you stop saying that? Okay?

- Lindsey, please. Let's go! - Wait. You mean, like, um, for today.

You know what you need to do? You need to go to his apartment and go through his things.

Hey. Just slow down a second, okay?

Yeah, but... something's not quite right.

and the dating market is, shall we say, bearish.

A race to the bag. Rivera is there.

The truth is I- I like it here.

- That's when you're in Baltimore, right? - Yeah.

- Really? - Yeah. After all, if I want this promotion...

I don't want this.

I'm sick. Come back. I'll call you tomorrow. Go away.

And what they do- You know what?

- No, no, no, I really think you've got something here. - Me too.

This is an insane asylum.

Awesome! Whoo-hoo!

We're conferencing Amanda. She's home sick.

Now I'm gonna take a chance. A big one.

Steve Levy is in Fort Myers with some of the members of the set...

Here comes Knight, and the Mets win it!

It's like- Not- Not baseball.

I thought you were becoming a teacher.

- Whoo-hoo! - Hey! Hey!

- Oh. None for me. - Oh, come on.

No, they didn't find anything. She's fine. I swear.

- Thank you. - Al is the first guy I ever met...

So what am I saying? That it was all karma because Lindsey came back to Ben?

Peanuts! CrackerJacks! Who wants-

- Hey, how'd it go last night? - Fabulous.

a little train engineer hat.

Shh. My story. Stand by.

How you feeling?

I mean, this is as more as there is. There is no more.

where he didn't know nobody.

This is quite a little group you have here.

Let's all pray for a boy.

And then he got cancer and he died.

- They're eating. - So what?

We got 'em right here, folks. Come on down. Cut your deficit and balance your budget.

The Red Sox don't get divorced.

- Bottom of the 10th. - Swing and a fly ball to left field! Way back!

- I'm not. - Yeah, well, you know what? Look. I'll call ya.

I kind of envy these guys.

- Nice to meet you. - Yes, yes, I've been waiting for you.

Well, when I say lost, I mean it's time that I have to make up.

- This is worth tickets. - I'm not dancing. This is totally stupid, man.

What, did you buy out the bookstore?

Floyd the Barber, we're not in Mayberry, okay? Thank you.

What, you'll be waiting for me?

Ooh, stop it. You're killing me here.

I just found out this morning, so it's been a rough 24 hours.

Oh, that's easy. First we gotta beat Oakland or Anaheim- on the road.

- Linds? - Mmm.

Yeah? Anything good?

Al Waterman. Have a sponge, young man.

Remember. The Deluxe on Chandler and-