Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I think that we should give this another chance.
I mean, I wanted to wait for the right moment.
Hey, back off!. Back, back, back, you animals!
Everybody knows when you say you need tickets, means you have tickets.
I mean, you gotta see the big deal she's making about her friend's birthday party.
Johnny Damon You got the sweetest @ss in the league!
And when you were both starting out, you were the more successful one.
- This is totally ridiculous, man. - I was dancing first, remember?
I mean, the ballpark and the people.
I mean, this thing is over. They keep swinging the bats...
I mean, like, I went, and I got a whole bunch of Red Sox toys...
Yeah. Two minutes ago it was.
You and your buddies go down to Florida for spring break? At your age?
It's like, Sarah, when you cut your hair off because that guy liked short hair.
No, I-I made- I have a previous commitment.
This is him, back in 1980, when he was a kid.
Oh, cool!
John Jay! You got the sweetest ass in the league!
He just had to throw it away
Hi. Al Waterman. Here, have a sponge
We love the Cubs, but
That's it. You're coming with me, mister.
- He's so short with me. - I know. I know. But you know what?
Hey. What are you saying? I mean-
Actually, I'm sorry. I ate everything cool. I just left you a pile of sauce.
I can tell you were sleeping, so I'll call you later.
No. It is for me.
Who wants peanuts? Who wants CrackerJacks?
Grady Little sticking with Pedro in the eighth inning.
"You two gotta be there to keep this thing goin'."
Nick, shut the fuck up in my backswing
I don't think so.
Extra innings again the next night.
- Since when did you stop drinking? - Yeah.
Designated hitter. Number 18.
Summer Guy is gone.
The Yankees officially clinch the division.
and they'd raise their flags and they'd impose their culture and they'd colonize.
and I think I might be having his child...
Mr. Myerson wants to see you.
The Red Sox?
Well, all the guys you date are sharp and competitive and successful.
The sex is like the- Well-
Um, excuse me. What time is the game over?
You don't wanna dance? I don't wanna embarrass you.
Moments ago I witnessed a nun dancing on top of a moving vehicle.
Ernie! Ernie, be nice.
Let me just leave you with this thought.
To hell with the seats. They're holding champagne.
when Miguel Tejada hit a vicious foul ball off Mike Myers...
How could you let him?
Wait a minute. I mean, you guys are married.
What have I ever given up for anybody that meant that much?
Hey, anything I've said about you would be an understatement, really.
Bye-bye, Bambino.
He didn't cover first.
- What's up, my man? - Oh. The game.
- Okay, try to balance it. - Okay. It's-
- "Like I would really date a schoolteacher. " - Ouch.
Careful, kid. They'll break your heart
You know, addresses, license plates, phone numbers- and adding them up...
Look. If I keep these seats...
- Wrightman. Yeah. - Yeah.
- That's right. - Why would I do that?
Because I trained Carrie. I like her.
Bucky friggin' Dent.
Ben, look at you.
I have to focus on my work right now. I have to.
- I'll get it. - No. I got it. I got it.
And your mom's on line one.
And you- Did you ever tell me what your dad does?
Sure.
I gotta be honest. This is getting me hot.
Mariners Baseball Every time
- Son of a- Stop ringing. - I got it.
Can I get anyone something to drink?
Okay, I've been avoiding this.
Why do we inflict this on ourselves?
And then we don't get home till 11:00, then you and I go at it all night...
You got it.
You're the one that told me to grow it out.
Hi.
Yeah, leave me alone.
Let's hear it for Jordan Leandre.
Yes! By- By the end, the stands were literally shaking!
All right. Let her go, buddy.
I just- I got lost in the game.
For the second night in a row, the Yankees have beaten the Red Sox.
Um, you know, Ben...
The little guy was going through a tough time.
Actually, I bought every book they had on the Red Sox...
- What do you mean? - Ben.
Honey, you're on television.
Careful, kid. They’ll break your heart.