Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let me get this straight.
Oh, yeah, uh, I- I gotta be honest.
Wakefield.
What? You had a 10:00 a. m. flight.
Someone who gets a boyfriend, and poof, their entire prior life just vanishes.
Are you okay?
Hey. We're friends. Okay? They'll still be in his name.
I'm telling you, there is a reason this Ben guy is still single.
I date poodles basically.
- I let her down. - Let's go.
- Did you hear me? - Ben-
Amanda likes that song, Mr. Wrightman.
Yeah, well, if the Yankees looked that good in a dress...
You know, that- But I guess that addiction's more socially acceptable, you know.
La la la la. La la la la.
- Want a cookie? - No, thanks.
It wasn't that bad actually.
I don't wanna embarrass you. I'll just take this. Everyone just go.
I -It's me. It's Ben. Your date?
Gave them a model predicting the impact of every possibility.
- What do you mean? - You have one pair of dress shoes.
Two large plastic bags containing all of the hair and nail clippings...
So, what I'm saying is, I think this is perfect.
29th of May, Seattle, all right?
Well, it's a really big deal in my family, because it's my dad's birthday and Easter...
But have they ever loved you back?
Okay, well, I wanna see you dance for me.
You're like a man-boy- half man, half boy.
Rivera walks Millar. Roberts pinch-runs and steals second.
- You sure? - Yeah.
Hello. Troy.
You love me enough to sell your tickets.
Number 19, Gabe Kapler.
I can put up with this.
She's lying down right now.
I love you enough not to let you.
Speech!
- Ben. - Hi.
Hi, Mom. Hi. Listen, where are you? Can I call you back?
- Wow! - And I am taking vous.
- It's like you live in a gift shop. - It's worse.
Let's go, Red Sox!
Hey, Rita, when did I get this message from Lindsey Meeks?
Ma'am, you're gonna have to come with me.
It was awesome. Struck out the side.
Her, uh-
Don't lie to me. Right. Do you have anymore of these?
All I ask for is the first Yankee game.
Why? 'Cause they haven't won a World Series in a century or so?
- which they should get rid of. - And the Red Sox ask your opinion?
I mean, it felt like- like we were-
Yeah, you shouldn't.
the way they are, Don, this thing's done.
Hey. It's only a game.
You know what I just realized?
- Optic? - Yeah, I saw her glance to the pants.
You're right, I'm an idiot. I'm about to turn 20-10...
- All right. I'll let you sleep. - No, Ben.
You missed the greatest game ever!!
And the Yankees take game one.
All right, all right. I'll go. I'll go.
Manny! Manny! Manny!
Hey, I asked you to behave.
Yep, this smells like a Molly Petros Issue
She was transported to a local hospital...
Hi.
The Boston Red Sox
- Life? - Yeah.
Will you be my forever friend? You hear that, she said yes!!
That was also the day I met Ben.
The minute I got the invitation, I had to run to the refrigerator and check the Red Sox schedule.
- Robin. - No, no, he's great.
No Red Sox fan has forgotten last October and Aaron Boone.
So what? They're here.
Huh? Where's your stash?
It wasn’t just Prothro or Florida Shula screwed him
It's Summer Guy that broke my heart.
- Wh-What did you say? - Annie Hall.
So, where's he been? Why is he still on the market?
- Don't even look at him. Look this way. Let him swing. - Okay.
Me? No. Uh, the vomit elves came in. And, uh, really adorable.
What? Hey, I told you.
I think-
We were losing 7-0 in the bottom of the ninth!
or the zoo or a puppet show...
- Colonel hottie. - Yeah, she went optic for you, Mr. Wrightman.
You gotta tell me. Wait. The outfield- the grass- is it spongy?
A tip might be where it says "Time Called: 2:30."
Who are you, Dr. Phil? Get out of here. Go hit- Go swing the bat.
Really hurt.
Let's try to jerk one out of the park.
I love the Red Sox. They're gonna win. All the way this year, baby!
Listen. Um, you know, I saw you on ESPN.
You know what? I left work early...
Uh, no, please. It wasn't a big deal. You were very ladylike.
Oh, yeah! Yeah!
Fever Pitch
It's so cute, I wanna kill myself. It's fantastic. Uh-
- I'm Ben. - Oh, Ernie. Stop it, Ernie.
Hey. I didn't tell you not to go.
That's right. Technically, if you give up your tickets...
- You're out of here. - Just give me a second, okay? Just give me a second. Please!
- Hi. Hi. - Hey.
Uh, all right. Um-
It's she doesn't respect how I'm spending my time.
and then some of us came back here after.
I'm, like, hey, what if I had to work that night? What if I had a second job?
You know, you said you wanted more.
- Hey. Do you want some food? - Yeah.