Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Huh? - That's right. I mean-
I won't be bringing the kids.
- is because it's the eighth inning. - Fine.
Oh, I like that a lot. Yeah, that's- Oh!
All right, are you ready?
or the bald anesthesiologist.
- I'll take one. - I can't split 'em up.
Oh, hi, seagull.
- Hey, you wanna know something? - What?
Mueller drives 'em in.
And every year I pick a few promising math students...
Ben- my Ben- is selling his Red Sox seats?
8:00, Yankee Stadium. Let's get it on.
This is when they need me.
Hold your horses, buddy.
- They're here. - Oh, no.
Um, I'm gonna talk to him, okay?
I taught the boy what I knew about the game...
Um, a week and a half.
And a little something I like to watch too when I feel sick.
Yankee bats have come alive tonight.
OWNING A LIB
Who's ahead? Oh, Tammy's in the lead.
If I ever build a time machine, that's the first place I'm going back to.
There's some nice Pakistani cold cuts there, courtesy of Mrs. Segal.
And he can't cover his own ears 'cause he's got lobster fingers, so I do it.
- Uh-huh. - Okay.
They're one game from elimination. You're becoming Winter Guy again.
Mommy.
Never.
Do you have any, like, pajamas or a nightgown?
Thanks, Dad. That's really encouraging.
Where do the Sox rank in terms of importance in your life?
Hey. Linds. Uh-
Well, the Red Sox's once-promising season...
They play all the time.
Oh. One more thing.
- Sounds like what I need. - Morning.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't jump off a building. We're just talking.
Oh, help me! Help me! Help me! La la la la!
- Does the guy with the big squash always sit in front of you? - He's new.
Well, let's start the interrogation.
Eww!
I was there. I was 10 feet away from him.
- My father died two years ago. - Oh, I'm sorry.
I got a program. I could show you.
Oh, I feel the same way to be here. I feel very lucky.
- Who says I am? - Well, I mean, at least financially.
We're down three games to nothing. It's 4-3.
See, this is-This always happens. Every time I-
Yeah, that's nice. I love it. Come on in.
No, it's not-Yes!
I'm not gonna have to change hi m or anything, am I?
All right, people, let's shut your piehole and speed it back up. Come on!
Go, go.
Okay. I think we have enough stuff in this closet. We can fool 'em.
The fire marshal had to get the- to stop jumping up and down!
but he did know the greatest place to bring any kid-
So, the 30-year-old is on course. He is the four-time-
- Hey, is this about the Red Sox? - Yeah.
You know, it's pieces of us. And I got so excited.
- Maybe later. - Uh, okay. As I said on the phone, Lindsey...
Did you clean up my bathroom, or did I dream that?
He was. It's just, you know-
What are you buying, the stadium? Look at that thing.
You want your parents to like me more than they like your brother-in-law.
Careful, kid. They'll break your heart.
We're going to opening day. It's official. We're going.
Bernie Williams is there, and the Yankees have won it.
Chris!
I know why she wouldn't go out with me. She thinks I'm not in her class.
I'm sorry.
You're a romantic.
All right, you guys. We're almost out of time. Pack up.
because I had nothing else.
You mean 'cause neither of us are speaking?
Do you remember last winter?
- What are you doing? - Relax. I'm a doctor.
Losing the last three games, and today trailing to the Texas Rangers.
Look. I- I admit I should have reacted differently.
Yeah, I guess so. Hey, uh-
Mariners Baseball Every Time
No. I'm okay. I'm just gonna go upstairs.
That's sweet.
Robin. Wait. No. I can't talk right now.
Win or lose, it's fair. It all adds up.
I didn't realize how big this Red Sox thing is with you.
Let's go, Red Sox!
- I like you. - I like you.
How about 10? How about five?
- Hike. - Get him! Get him!
- No, no, no. Look. Lindsey, I realize, like- - Ben...
Just to avoid the confusion we had last year, let me say this year...
- Sorry. Knee jerk. - Ben, come on, man. The cold cuts are gone.
Never mind.