Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You got two season tickets behind the Red Sox dugout?

- Uh- - Come on. Sorry.

I mean, I have a friend who is interested.

You need to go through his closets, sofa cushions. You need to get on his computer.

Right down the middle.

Well, by now he should be with the wrong person.

- and we're on our way. - Wait, it's tomorrow?

He's selling his Red Sox tickets for me.

Don, I hate to interrupt, but something is happening in center field.

One day Ben's mom says, "Enough mopin 'around, "

- We're always waiting for him. - I gave him my word.

Every April, they're here.

- Yeah. - Come on, man.

and Carl taught him what he knew.

What are you doing?

No, no. This is crazy. I'm sorry.

I told Lindsey. I said, "Her boobs look engorged. " Was Steve excited?

Think about it, Ben.

Ask for Kevin, and get your first drink free.

Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Now who is Carl Yaz-a-strezem-

It was unbelievable, man! It's the greatest night in the history of Fenway Park!

And she even lets me dance around in her panties once in a while. "

- Hello? - I got it.

That I was capable of having a passionate commitment with something. Uh, a devotion.

And the Yankees are three defensive outs away from the World Series.

No, why? Did I look like I was just-

Audrey and Tammy, are you guys talking to each other on the phone?

- Yes. To stop you. - What?

I don't know. You want the tickets or not?

Lindsey, do you remember that guy Maureen Durst went out with?

It was the best game ever. I- I can't-

Yeah, well, not to pry, Doc, but why are you shaving my balls?

Uh, are you allowed to hit them?

Since I... got pregnant.

You understand that? This solves nothing!

No, I like golf. Great sport. It's just I don't really get out much, you know?

- Oh, my God, Jack is leaving. - What?

Well, that's it.

You start seeing things.

Struck him out swinging That'll wrap it up.

- Thank you. - Yeah. Ben tapes the Red Sox games...

Let’s get some runs!

The 2-2 pitch. Mueller back to Rivera.

You know there are other sports besides baseball

- a Red Sox fan. - Wow!

Get your arms through.

It's about this schoolteacher friend of mine named Ben.

I’d say JamOn, sex, and breathing

You're gonna be so consumed with all of this that you won't feel neglected all summer.

has tried to get a free golf cart out of me.

Sorry. Sorry, guys.

We are so not coming here anymore.

Let's go. Come on.

Me calling Eddie

Okay, I'm gonna cash in my first-class ticket and get two seats.

Now I'm in love with you. I don't need this.

Damon's grand salami in game seven.

He is scaring the dog. How can you stand it?

Remember, we got a big test next Tuesday, so st-

Johnny Damon The biggest ass in the league

Clearly it's not just a game

And those are the facts.

Hey, Ump, get off your knees. You're blowin' the game!

You have a whole not her head up there.

I have seen at least a dozen women celebrating topless in the streets.

- Oh, my God. - The Buckner game?

- Oh, I'm sorry. - They do that, don't they? Little hats-

- Been divorced 20 years, still share the seats. - Really.

Would you please be cool?

And they went, and lo and behold-

- Help me! Help me! Help me! - What's wrong?

He's not smart? He's not attractive?

- Kick me when I'm down. That's great. - It is just a game.

You know, this is the second day in a row you've snapped at me.

- Mm-hmm. - This weekend? It's now?

The Red Sox picked up the "W." There was a scary moment though in this one in the sixth inning...

Ezra, I need those customer satisfaction data reports.

anywhere, just to get the kid out of the house.

And I'm really relaxed, you know? Totally.

- I know. - You know? I already got my ass chewed out-

so you're gonna have to figure it out for yourself, and I'll call you later.

Excuse me. Ooh. Sorry.

Really cute little things. I mean, little caps and little barf bags.

I already know I like Winter Guy.