Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

when that happens-

There's nothing left to throw up, I promise.

Number eight: I like sometimes you talk out of the side of your mouth a little bit.

- Good luck. - Way to go, Mr. W.

I have season tickets to Fenway Park. I haven't missed a game in 11 years.

The heart and soul of Boston, Fenway Park.

- Yeah. Exactly. - God, those women are so pathetic.

The work you did for us was brilliant.

Nothin', you know.

That's right. I'm-

like your father has a heart attack or something?

I don't really know much about it.

Here, I got it.

- I have- I don't know. - Or do you think they're gonna promote from within?

And it's very important to him every-

- Really? - Yeah, you can fool everyone for a while, you know?

Your Uncle Carl saw 3,000 games from these seats.

Audrey, I'm very sorry, but you can have our home game. Don, what does she win?

Do you believe in this? "The Curse of the Bambino"?

Seven years in a row now, we finish with our faces in their butts.

catches one in the eye at 22, he's finished at 26.

This is a real family. This is the family that's here for you.

Took a sick day.

We're only on May. We've been here for four hours. Let's try to speed this up.

What do you think, this is your own private playground?

Thanks, man. I owe you one.

- And that teacher's here with those kids. - What?

You know, there are other sports besides baseball.

Yes, until summer.

Sitting there doing her homework.

And I won't feel guilty for having to do my job.

Wait, wait. We're not breaking up, are we?

Because maybe that's something I've been lacking in my life.

Well, thank you.

- Well, you were lined up wrong. - I wasn't lined up, I-

Yeah, see, that joke's not fun for me.

She's at his place. He's in the shower.

so my Uncle Carl started taking me to Fenway Park.

And, "Doctor, induce labor because the Oakland A's are coming in tomorrow. "

I don't know. Well, yeah, yeah.

But there's a reason why she's 30 and not married.

- You got the promotion. - No, no.

Johnny Damon You got the sweetest @$$ in the league!

Yeah. I don't have it with me, but I can remember it.

- She had insurance for that. - Attention, morons.

He looks great for his age. 1919, their miserable, greedy pig of a boss...

He is. I love him. He's a doll.

- I gotta go. - Guess what Chris is doing right now.

You had nothing to do with it. I just suddenly had a whim...

- Robin and Chris. - Welcome aboard.

All right. Look, look. Uh-

Dana Donato, you’ve got the best ass in Sunday League!

- The ones from earlier today. - Oh. Yeah.

Oh, that's great. That's great. Pile it on. Yeah.

Okay. You betcha. Bye-bye.

I got some movies just in case you woke up. Not in case you woke up.

and a little size-one Red Sox jersey...

Oh, shit. Who is it?

I’d say jam on, sex, and breathing

Tony C., best young player in baseball...

LETS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS

- I am the Red Sox. - You're not the Red Sox.

- What other guy? - It's October.

Programs here! Get your programs here!

I mean, you just kind of... slinked out of your chair.

- Okay. - Hello?

She took her heels off.

What are you doing? You're gonna get arrested.

- Yeah. - I like being part of something that's bigger than me-than I.

Oh, the schoolteacher.

19-8. Good God.

You can either hit a curveball or you can't.

I'm the luckiest man on the face of the Earth.

I lost 200 pounds. I had my stomach stapled shut.

You should see the way my sister's husband dresses.

That part you know. That part everybody knows.

The hours would be better. You get summers free. It's so much less competitive.

Al should know. He was there actually. He's 136 years old.

And sometimes...

Ted Williams would roll over in his freezer if he saw this.

Maybe you should date a different kind of guy.

Uh, a group of us, um, just had this work thing...

Now, I understand that you're a teacher, right? You were?

- Oh, plans? - Yeah, yeah.

It was actually very ladylike.

You can't fake it. Anything else in life, you don't have to be great in-

- You forgot my last name. - No, I just blanked.