The Birthday - The Vampire Diaries [S03E01]

- Happy birthday. - Thank you.

- Tyler Lockwood bit me. - We'll find something. A cure.

You don't write, you don't call.

I am every parent's worst nightmare. I am the chaperone-teacher from hell.

I love it when they run.

It's your party, you can cry if you want to.

You're more stoned than I am.

I didn't mean to scare you.

Just because I tell you things, doesn't mean you're allowed to know them.

Hold the fort down, will you?

Does Elena enjoy having both of you worship at her altar?

Hello, brother.

Can I get a Scotch on the rocks, please?

- It's quiet. - Yeah, too quiet.

I'm sorry. Excuse me. Excuse me.

We started in Florida. Pensacola. I met a young chap there...

Tyler!

wants you to be a chivalrous boyfriend?

The fort full of my drunk history students?

I don't drink in the morning.

Pun intended, Ray. Heh.

It's teaching me the value of a mundane human experience.

We're together all the time. It's not a leap.

Sweet pea.

That's it. That's my wish.