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GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
What do you want, a piggyback?
- Two and a half each. - All your guys are in on this shit.
Keep your mother off the streets and I won't fuck her.
- What do we want? - Jobs!
What are you talking about?
MMM...
...an elder.
- Movie, Ma? - Oh, Mrs. Soprano.
Fought in World War II, against tyranny.
...we are asking that Mr. Soprano...
Fat fuck?
- What did one prick say to the other? - You see that?
I just want you to know...
Ma, you're gonna be getting out of here soon.
He did? Where is he now?
What? When she's a vegetable she's not gonna care!
Never underestimate a mans determination
Hey, rev.
You know Grandma pretty well?
You! I know why you're here!
It means that you must remain in your residence. You cannot leave.
These activists, they're killing me. They're picketing my place 24-7.
No funny business. You go to the hospital and back.
I'm dying to go see her, but I've had so much homework...
- That was wonderful, reverend. - You call us if you need anything.
Your sisters balls
I didn't go see him yet.
One thing I could tell you. It would kill him to see me now.
He'll be back here soon.
- ...when there is no quality of life. - Janice!
Don't be so smart. Things could have gone the other way, nephew.
- How we feeling? - Fucking great.
I was going to take Anthony to visit Grandma.
What do I mean?
"To the victor belongs the spoils."
- I'm not saying nothing. - Don't want to get in trouble.
"Not enough minorities doing the joint-fitting."
...so you can go home and I can take good care of you.
The nursing home? No, that's for people who don't have anybody.
Ok. I get it. He got hit by a lincoln. What’s so funny?
I know Johnny's at work.
No biggie.
He pays his taxes and he's a veteran of the Second World War.
He lived well. God blessed him with longevity.