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- ...when there is no quality of life. - Janice!
- That was wonderful, reverend. - You call us if you need anything.
I just want you to know...
- What do we want? - Jobs!
Ok. I get it. He got hit by a lincoln. What’s so funny?
Don't be so smart. Things could have gone the other way, nephew.
No funny business. You go to the hospital and back.
No biggie.
You know Grandma pretty well?
- How we feeling? - Fucking great.
Keep your mother off the streets and I won't fuck her.
One thing I could tell you. It would kill him to see me now.
I'm dying to go see her, but I've had so much homework...
He pays his taxes and he's a veteran of the Second World War.
I didn't go see him yet.
He did? Where is he now?
- Movie, Ma? - Oh, Mrs. Soprano.
MMM...
What do I mean?
He lived well. God blessed him with longevity.
- I'm not saying nothing. - Don't want to get in trouble.
Fought in World War II, against tyranny.
...we are asking that Mr. Soprano...
I was going to take Anthony to visit Grandma.
Ma, you're gonna be getting out of here soon.
Never underestimate a mans determination
"Not enough minorities doing the joint-fitting."
Fat fuck?
I know Johnny's at work.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
You! I know why you're here!
He'll be back here soon.
What? When she's a vegetable she's not gonna care!
...an elder.
- Two and a half each. - All your guys are in on this shit.
"To the victor belongs the spoils."
- What did one prick say to the other? - You see that?
The nursing home? No, that's for people who don't have anybody.
It means that you must remain in your residence. You cannot leave.
Hey, rev.
What do you want, a piggyback?
What are you talking about?
...so you can go home and I can take good care of you.
Your sisters balls
These activists, they're killing me. They're picketing my place 24-7.