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One thing I could tell you. It would kill him to see me now.
Ok. I get it. He got hit by a lincoln. What’s so funny?
I didn't go see him yet.
...we are asking that Mr. Soprano...
- I'm not saying nothing. - Don't want to get in trouble.
- What did one prick say to the other? - You see that?
I know Johnny's at work.
Fat fuck?
I'm dying to go see her, but I've had so much homework...
Your sisters balls
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
Hey, rev.
You know Grandma pretty well?
He pays his taxes and he's a veteran of the Second World War.
No biggie.
Fought in World War II, against tyranny.
- How we feeling? - Fucking great.
"Not enough minorities doing the joint-fitting."
MMM...
You! I know why you're here!
I was going to take Anthony to visit Grandma.
It means that you must remain in your residence. You cannot leave.
He did? Where is he now?
- Movie, Ma? - Oh, Mrs. Soprano.
- Two and a half each. - All your guys are in on this shit.
No funny business. You go to the hospital and back.
Keep your mother off the streets and I won't fuck her.
These activists, they're killing me. They're picketing my place 24-7.
Ma, you're gonna be getting out of here soon.
- ...when there is no quality of life. - Janice!
I just want you to know...
What do I mean?
Don't be so smart. Things could have gone the other way, nephew.
What do you want, a piggyback?
The nursing home? No, that's for people who don't have anybody.
- What do we want? - Jobs!
What are you talking about?
...an elder.
...so you can go home and I can take good care of you.
"To the victor belongs the spoils."
Never underestimate a mans determination
He lived well. God blessed him with longevity.
- That was wonderful, reverend. - You call us if you need anything.
What? When she's a vegetable she's not gonna care!
He'll be back here soon.