Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I'm such a piece of shit. - No.

He's got this fucking business trip he wants me to go on.

Aren't you having lunch with your father and the Cohens?

It's-- you know, it's winter out, it's cold,

Hi, how are you? Oh, enjoy.

It's not fair to me and it's definitely not fair to his family.

- I'm just going. - You know, you don't have to go.

You, like, read all the time? You're really smart?

and all the-- the different technology-- the machines.

- Is that right? - Yeah, really good.

I brought you some water.

She wasn't aware she was pregnant until she came in today.

I've never met him. You know, I don't know.

I saw on the computer that you checked travel sites last night.

Oh, they-- they like the dancing shots in the ballroom?

- Yeah? - Yeah.

I feel like if I wasn't with Ronald,

Ohh it's Thugnificent Ohh it's Thugnificent

- Aww! - It was, like, 15 years ago.

I appreciate that, Pop.

( wind whistling )

( distant siren wails )

She's really serious about her desserts.

be myself right now.

You're beautiful.

And I think that we should get some menus. Otherwise, we'll be late.

Very nice. Brandy Alexander and a...

Do you like the dry-cleaning business?

- All right, it's good. - Thank you, thank you.

I'm downstairs. It's 8:05.

Leonard, you're very sweet, but I--

and, well, that was that.

- Are you all right? - ( crying )

You have a lot of DVDs

Sir, would you like a straw?

Yeah. Yeah, we live right across the way from each other.

- CAROL: Black and white. - Thanks, Mom.

Yeah, you-- you okay?

Are you going out?

- You're invited. - Oh, thank you.

Okay, all right.

I don't-- I don't really do impromptu things.

Yeah, I just moved in last week.

'Cause I'll blow up your face like Louis Armstrong.

from viewers like you

I saw you called me. What do you want?

- I was just inside. - You're gonna have to move.

Probably my father calling: "How's the date?"

- Are you Mr. Kreandator? - Kraditor.

Yeah, there's no risk in it, though.

Come on, seriously. He's the kind of guy

- I can't stand up. - Ron, this is Leonard.

- ( doorbell rings ) - ( people chattering )

Okay, no. Yeah, let's go.

What happened? What did the doctor say?

He's always telling me, you know, I should hang out with friends and stuff.

- CAROL: Yes, we do. - Lenny?

I'll bet you he would take us to his favorite restaurant.

Hey, you know what, Doug? There's a fucking storm coming, man.

- Okay? - Okay. Okay.

- It's my wife. - Oh, fuck you.

Oh! You look hot!

Oh, and of course you're all invited.

I'll do anything for you.

This is your home.

Ron, I would really like it

I've been thinking about what you said and you were right.

love anyone again.

Hey, I could show you some of my pictures sometime

What? You wanna bring it on?

Hey. What are you doing down here?

- He's fucking with you. - I'm only kidding. Go ahead.

You were asking your mother to dance with you.

Yeah, I don't know. I gotta, uh--

Last dance, everybody.

Ron was supposed to take me, but I don't know where he is.

a terrific thing,

Everybody up for the last dance! Come on.

All right, all right. Don't get bent out of shape.

- Hi. - I'm Stephanie.

I don't know what to do.

All right. Well, we're talking about how beautiful you are.

It was good to meet you too.

So what did you think?

Yeah. Well, actually I was adopted.

Well, do you want me to come with you and wait outside or--

I don't know. I just met her myself.

God, that's very cool that you're an artist.