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Hi.
Right there to the right.
This is my dog, Rex.
He-- we move a lot and he doesn't like it when we move.
- Hey, you like magic? - Yeah.
Yeah, he kind of is.
Happy New Year.
- Let's see. - You have a lot of DVDs.
Listen, Leonard, tomorrow I have a lunch with Cohen.
No no, it's okay.
- RONALD: Honey? - If he sees you, he'll go crazy.
What? Somebody is sending you something here?
and I gotta go to that.
I have to go.
Hey, Carl, why don't you take him where he needs to go?
But she's still sedated.
- Michelle. - Michelle.
What are you doing? Do you need help?
I appreciate it.
- ( machine beeps ) - FEMALE VOICE: You have one message.
- Bye! - Have fun.
for your future family,
So it's like the excuse for when he comes out here.
And I hope I didn't mess things up.
- Oh, Mom, this is Michelle-- - I'm-- I'm your neighbor.
My grandma used to do it when I was little.
I'm scared something's gonna happen.
You'll have your health insurance.
Yeah? What do you want, water, soda?
REUBEN: You know, we celebrate--
Just wish me luck.
( doorbell rings )
I'll try to see if I'm free.
Three deliveries-- one right near here
I'm sorry.
What happened?
My God. You are so weird.
- How you doing? - Leonard? Michael Cohen.
- Thank you very much. - Yeah.
I want you to keep an eye on her.
This one's nice too.
- I don't force you. - Of course you don't.
An assistant for life.
Yeah?
I was just out with a couple friends,
That's what they told me.
I was thinking about maybe going out, but, you know, I don't know.
They're ancient. We gotta get something new.
How you doing?
Yeah. I heard you, pop.
Great, you can keep me company.
- 8:00. - All right.
But I don't-- I don't know what else to do.
Again, baby?
Go ahead.
I tried you on your cell phone. All we got was the message.
It does?
I did. I really did.
( TV on low volume )
ALL: L to the E-O-N-A-R-D.
I didn't--
and I've been lazy.
It's over. I did it.
Sorry.
MICHAEL: Mmm, terrific! Terrific!
I mean, I can see the signs.
( band playing )
because of this medical thing and...
You don't have to worry about me.
CAROL: Please don't make me older.
Get the fuck back up here!
And I guess I'll see you around the building.
( dog yipping )
- It makes you feel special when you're there. - Mmm.
- ( door opening ) - --David, my son.
Oh, excellent.
It's really very good.
And I got into this thing now.
- This is my friend Leonard. - You got I.D.?
I can't wait to see you.
Your father has a hell of a good location out there.
with some business I have to do.
Look, if he still has this bipolar problem,
I'm okay.
It's Sandra and the merger.
This is perfect. Thank you.
No, it's my pleasure.
Not so close.
( honking, fireworks )
What time is it?
We want you happy.
MICHAEL: I'd love to see his stuff--