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143...
I think she might be using again.
- Please. - Ahh.
Okay, I'll bring you the pillows.
Would you like a drink while you're waiting, sir?
Okay, so I'll see you tonight, right?
What is the matter?
Leonard, I gotta go lie down.
- ( intercom beeping ) - ( indistinct pages )
Wait here. I'll try and get us a cab.
Hello, neighbor.
11...
Bye.
Good good. Um, your parents told me you'd be home.
MAN #3: Douchebag.
Mot-- moths.
Yes, they are beautiful photos.
SANDRA: Hey, Leonard, it's Sandra.
I'm glad I caught you, Leonard.
Yeah, I ought to bring my girlfriend.
Hey, buddy, you even gonna thank the guy who just saved your life?
and I'm just-- I'm just gonna end it.
I'm sorry! No, that was cute. That was good.
"The Sound of Music."
You're sleeping all day again.
Okay.
Uh, Michelle, it's Leonard.
- Yeah. - Are you gonna dance with me?
What kind of photography do you do?
Okay.
David. My beautiful daughter Sandra.
You're not gonna let me stay with you,
It's called San Domenico. It's in the city.
I got here as quick as I could.
Really? Today?
MICHAEL: I'm glad you could make it in today for our meeting, Leonard.
All right.
It smells like mothballs.
I came out. I was with Stephanie and--
Yeah.
Thank you.
You okay?
If you want to see her.
A fresh start for you and Sandra.
I have to go, Mom.
And as our last event of the day,
( Reuben laughing )
I--
SANDRA: Just in time for the flies.
I hate these fucking scars.
Hey.
- How's noon? - Uh...
( thunder rumbles )
Sorry.
You come back here whenever you want. Mmm?
- Hey. - I just got your text from yesterday.
- Okay. - All right.
Hello?
to turn your life around.
- Yeah. - ( laughing )
Hey.
- It smells good. - How you feeling?
- All right, I'll see you later. - Bye.
And if you can't handle the serious battle,
he just has to take his pills.
No.
Good. You remember my wife Carol.
Leonard.
That's funny because I could-- I could sort of tell that you were,
- ( techno playing ) - Ah, this was my song with my crew, right?
I don't know, you know. I gotta see.
Hey, I can hear you talking. Who are you talking to down there?
I had these crazy nightmares while I was out.
Yeah, it was good to meet you.
Yeah, there was a terrorist alert--
Our host, dad Michael, would like to say a few words.
Well, they gave me a menu already.
Good.
I think I'll have a New Year's party this year.
- Which is more west? - Kiamesha. Kiamesha.
That's nice.
Yeah. I don't know. It sounds like you're
Yeah, it's got the stitching.
Well, I think I have to work tomorrow.
( stone clacks )
I think he tried again.
Yeah, I gave him an old camera
We got these genetic tests and we were both positive
You know, I got a lot of stuff
REUBEN: He's a good photographer-- I'll tell you that.
MICHELLE: Leonard?
Hi! There's lots of food.
So, Leonard, you go clubbing a lot?
My wife-- my princess-- is in the kitchen getting dinner ready.
I wasn't planning on being home for so long, so...
We're having guests for dinner tonight.
'Kay. Come on.
You know, I've got to give it a chance.
It's Italian and it's really nice.
My daughter is crazy about you.
MICHAEL: ...Not from the Catskills.
I'll take care of you
I love you,
Okay, then I'll call you-- I'll call you tomorrow.