Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They never show up, they're not dependable.

You memorized the building code, entered the office.

I dunked you one time, you need to be dunked three times.

I didn't take it.

I don't have a wife, I don't have, you know...

You know what? I think it's time to get rid of it.

We already passed pines.

- It's your ticket, right? - You wanna see my ticket?

But what I can do for you is I can get you on the next flight...

Really? So am I. They make the best husbands.

She'll talk to you in person.

Why do Christians take everything so personally...

If the lot's full, why do they even let you go in?

Somebody stole our tickets, they're on the plane.

Why don't you just take it off...

that's the continental United States.

You're all set.

It's only an hour flight.

Don't change that.

But I didn't even... I thought he was...

like it was some sort of message from God that I shouldn't do this.

- Help! - Get him! Hold your breath! Kick!

- Remember me? I gave you the jacket. - Hi.

But I hate when people fucking steal my outgoing messages.

Should I go to Lincoln?

After I came out of the water, I didn't feel like a Christian...