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He's getting baptized and the whole thing, whatever.
Maybe we should move up here. Think we should?
Asshole.
Yeah.
How's that an admission of guilt? I was the man.
You're gonna witness the whole thing.
Whoever steps up and does something like that?
What does the average gentile wear to a baptism?
Jesus Christ, slow down.
God!
I left them in the office.
Come on, change it. Can you... Come on.
All right, you stole my outgoing message on my answering machine.
And then have a nice bagel.
I know you're ethical, I'm ethical.
What time is the car picking us up in the morning?
Beautiful.
Yeah, I'm done. I didn't steal your message, asshole.
Good morning.
I don't care if I lose Jews. Take them all, I don't need them.
Excuse me, you leaving?
is now boarding rows one through 15.
I don't have a single ticket. I'm completely sold out. I'm sorry.
They gotta ruin everything.
- We gotta finish it. - Finish it? I did it. I did what I said I'd do.
Okay. I'm gonna drive. Thank you.
- What? - What are you saying...
You go to Africa, you travel all over the world.
Thank you.
- Becky's getting married? Really? - Yeah, to a Jew. Marrying a Jew.
You don't even know what you're talking about.
Yesterday, when I pressed the security code to get into my office...
- Where you going? - I'm going to Monterey.