The Baptism - Curb Your Enthusiasm [S02E09]

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The Baptism - Curb Your Enthusiasm [S02E09]
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Cheryl and Larry head to Monterey to attend her sister's wedding. Larry is peeved that the man her sister is marrying is a Jewish man converting to Christianity. But Larry has even bigger ...

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18 Nov 2001
The Baptism
Keith Truesdell
You're a small, petty man.You're a small, petty man.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.003
You're a small, petty man.
You're a small, petty man.
Go fuck yourself.Go fuck yourself.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.416
Go fuck yourself.
Go fuck yourself.
See, if this were yours, it would say "Fucking Douchebag."See, if this were yours, it would say "Fucking Douchebag."Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.983
See, if this were yours, it would say "Fucking Douchebag."
See, if this were yours, it would say "Fucking Douchebag."
What're you talking about? What's the matter with it?What're you talking about? What's the matter with it?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.908
What're you talking about? What's the matter with it?
What're you talking about? What's the matter with it?
I'm a big man. I'm a big, expansive man.I'm a big man. I'm a big, expansive man.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.320
I'm a big man. I'm a big, expansive man.
I'm a big man. I'm a big, expansive man.
- The ticket. - What ticket?- The ticket. - What ticket?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 11.584
- The ticket. - What ticket?
- The ticket. - What ticket?
- All set. - How long does it take to get to Monterey?- All set. - How long does it take to get to Monterey?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 8.7390
- All set. - How long does it take to get to Monterey?
- All set. - How long does it take to get to Monterey?
You're all set.You're all set.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 8.4942
You're all set.
You're all set.
I know you're ethical, I'm ethical.I know you're ethical, I'm ethical.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 8.0209
I know you're ethical, I'm ethical.
I know you're ethical, I'm ethical.
Take a little nap.Take a little nap.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 7.8817
Take a little nap.
Take a little nap.
Never seen a pear. Never saw a pear outside of a fruit stand.Never seen a pear. Never saw a pear outside of a fruit stand.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 7.2428
Never seen a pear. Never saw a pear outside of a fruit stand.
Never seen a pear. Never saw a pear outside of a fruit stand.
I dunked you one time, you need to be dunked three times.I dunked you one time, you need to be dunked three times.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 6.9197
I dunked you one time, you need to be dunked three times.
I dunked you one time, you need to be dunked three times.
They're connecting.They're connecting.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 6.9020
They're connecting.
They're connecting.
They just put me on hold.They just put me on hold.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 6.3949
They just put me on hold.
They just put me on hold.
What, are you crazy? What, are you nuts?What, are you crazy? What, are you nuts?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 6.3749
What, are you crazy? What, are you nuts?
What, are you crazy? What, are you nuts?
There's no message.There's no message.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 6.3246
There's no message.
There's no message.
Grape pie? There's no grape pie.Grape pie? There's no grape pie.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 6.3246
Grape pie? There's no grape pie.
Grape pie? There's no grape pie.
- This is unbelievable. - Yeah, parking is hard to find at the airport.- This is unbelievable. - Yeah, parking is hard to find at the airport.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 6.1805
- This is unbelievable. - Yeah, parking is hard to find at the airport.
- This is unbelievable. - Yeah, parking is hard to find at the airport.
It's a bereavement thing, my mother's death.It's a bereavement thing, my mother's death.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 6.0853
It's a bereavement thing, my mother's death.
It's a bereavement thing, my mother's death.
and it bugs me!and it bugs me!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 6.0097
and it bugs me!
and it bugs me!
"Eat lobster, have some more lobster, it's good.""Eat lobster, have some more lobster, it's good."Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 5.5145
"Eat lobster, have some more lobster, it's good."
"Eat lobster, have some more lobster, it's good."
Yeah, I'm wearing the exact same outfit.Yeah, I'm wearing the exact same outfit.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 5.4900
Yeah, I'm wearing the exact same outfit.
Yeah, I'm wearing the exact same outfit.
This is nice country, don't you think? Nice country up here.This is nice country, don't you think? Nice country up here.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 5.4777
This is nice country, don't you think? Nice country up here.
This is nice country, don't you think? Nice country up here.
Forget Paris!Forget Paris!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 5.2504
Forget Paris!
Forget Paris!
I don't have a single ticket. I'm completely sold out. I'm sorry.I don't have a single ticket. I'm completely sold out. I'm sorry.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 2001-11-18, Rated TV-MA
Score 4.9693
I don't have a single ticket. I'm completely sold out. I'm sorry.
I don't have a single ticket. I'm completely sold out. I'm sorry.