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I even met John Cougar Mellencamp once.
We can talk to him for maybe an hour, and then I gotta let him go.
my boyfriend's a cop,
She poppin', she rollin', she rollin'
It takes us, like, 10 days to clean his mess up.
from Greg Pikitis' house to the statue.
Why are you doing this?
Don't worry about it. We can fix this. Totally.
Ron Swanson's in the building, y'all!
but we were trying to get revenge on this kid, Greg Pikitis,
I got it.
Then my office gets vandalized,
You know what I mean?
- Wow, you're amazing. - Hey!
I'm so sorry, I think we have the wrong house.
Yeah, he did. And we need a confession.
You're officially on the Parks Department payroll.
“Crappy Hallowieners” That’s hilarious.
I don't think she would make a good cop.
Okay. Andy and I are going to take a walk.
Oh, my God. No, no.
I swear to God I will sue you and everyone in this building.
And I know it's Mitch Pikitis, but I've never been able to prove it.
You're going to jail for a very long time.
Also, Tom, your wife is super cool. So, well done.
Oh, that little SOB!
Look, I have been very civil.
That's the cornerstone of democracy.
I am gonna wring your neck!
Oh, yeah. Thank you. That was cool of you.
Because I followed you, genius!
In order to think like one of these guys, you have to think like them.