Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What a coincidence. I'm a Judy Panowitz
[Roger's Voice] Shut up!
Oh, don't worry, Sydney. You will be alone...
When I pop the big " Q' this Saturday...
Roger, we have to talk. This family has a problem.
[Sydney] You're just gonna abandon her, you monster?
Yes. I find my hands get chilly when I'm, uh, out selling Bibles...
- [Beeps] - Declined.
and he's a Fig Newton of someone's imagination. [Crying]
Why, I bet it's the man who left me that malevolent message.
# For giving me the things I need #
## [Whistling " Pennsylvania 6-5000"]
## [Whistling]
you better say "yes," or I'll kiss you till you do.
Wait. That's it. Now I remember how all this began.
Klaus, I'm in trouble. I spent all week taking revenge on a guy.
[Gasps] Sydney? Is that you? But I don't understand.
One of my personas has taken on a life of its own.
- Stan, tell him. - Well, for starters...
You take our clothes without asking...
That's when I saw them- the perfect pair of gloves.
That gentleman has the wrong Sydney.
I don't even touch the devil's nectar.
She will learn to love him.
There. Let's see what your Bible-thumping customers...
Only the best game ever! It's totally addictive. Watch.
It was two months ago and I was coming home...
- Dentyne Ice? - [Gasps] Who treats me nice!
May I help you, sir?
And thanks to your wonderful salesgirl here, I'll take them.
or AT&T operator Sholanda Dikes.
Prepare to have your life destroyed!
Stop ruining my life, please! Just leave me alone!
Your pants didn't fall down today, did they?
One of my personas has taken on a life of its own!
From that moment on, you had a life of your own.
Does this sound right? "In the beginning, God created the heavens...
Son of a bitch. It can work!
- Stan, tell him. - Well, for starters...
Prepare to have your life destroyed!
Oh, I get it.
Why, I bet it's the man who left me that malevolent message.
who added his name to my credit card.
BLASPHEMY IS THE SIN OF... REWRITING AND/OR TRANSLATING GOD'S WORD FOR DISTRIBUTION TO MISLEAD OTHER FOLLOWERS OF GOD
Anyway, I found out where this Sydney guys works, where he lives, even his phone number.
I can never find it. And what I'm about to embark on requires leaving no fingerprints.