Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And somebody has nothing!

and told me all about your diseases and your dalliances!

Oh, raspberry Mary, mother of jams!

And call off the hit.

is a good-hearted, employed, sober fella who treats me nice.

[Laughs] I punk'd you! It's not really me.

You're Sydney? What do you think I am, stupid?

I'm gonna get even with that scumbag...

(WHISTLING PENNSYLVANIA 6-5000)

Oh, my God. I took a hit out on myself.

or AT&T operator Sholanda Dikes.

I'm the sap. I'm Sydney!

your possessions!

- That's impossible! - Well, you did just make a big purchase.

And caring about someone more than myself was a trauma too great for my psyche to bear.

- [Hayley] He's getting away! - [Steve] Stop him!

I need to know some of Sydney's favorite words.

Guess I'll have to pay her a visit.

That's strange. Well, I guess I'll just go put these things in my house!

Perfect cover for a thief.

No. No, no. That's not true. Judy, that guy is putting the screws to me!

# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #

Aw, cheese and crackers!

- Sydney, where'd you go? - It's a disguise.

Those are my gloves- the ones I bought when I metJudy.

So I had a credit card on my account issued in that name.

And somebody has nothing!

That's genius. I think I can sound like him.

or, uh, tending to underprivileged pigeons in the park.

Uh, guys? Hello?

From that moment on, you had a life of your own.

Oh, yeah. You should know, I'm a drunj

- [Beeps] - Declined.

But you can still salvage my love by finding my other glove.

Oh. You're right. I'll be right back.

I actually liked that dumb girl.

Then it'd be, "Hello, gloves. Good-bye, not gloves."

Well, that's what you get for letting jerks treat you like garbage.

- Oh, Sydney. - Try it on, my begonia.

I can never find it. And what I'm about to embark on requires leaving no fingerprints.

Perfect cover for a thief.

- Yeah, hello. - H-Hello. This is Sydney Huffman.

Tomorrow, Sydney, I'll destroy the last, most irreplaceable thing in your life-

All right, girls. Yoga time.

But if you say yes to my next question, I know that all the dark clouds...

That's right. It was purchased by a cosigner on your account.

I'm the sap. I'm Sydney!

I don't want to hear about your " preversions."