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[Beeping]
- [Gasps] Sydney. - Oh, yeah. You should know, I'm a drunk.
Wow, I hear ya.
Sir, your card was declined because you exceeded your credit limit.
R.S. Your sycamore had saplings. I made them watch.
My flowery friends may be gone, but I still have my feathery ones.
Roger, we have to talk. This family has a problem.
Sydney, this is Roger Smith. You screwed with the wrong guy.
But I'm sure you're fine.
It was two months ago and I was coming home...
You take our clothes without asking...
- That'll be $700. - The store clerks knew me as Sydney Huffman.
And I probably charged it to me.
# Oh, the Lord is good to me #
Sydney.
- [Beeps] - Sydney, this is Roger Smith. You screwed with the wrong guy.
Bet ya she's the broad you bought the ring for.
Wait. That's it. Now I remember how all this began.
Just phone the guy, pretend you are your alter ego.
still hasn't shown up on my bill.
Judy, would you do me the modest favor of making me the happiest man on earth?
- [Beeps] - Sydney, this is Roger Smith. You screwed with the wrong guy.
Oh, oh, oh, yes. I believe my password is " password."
You have to go to the break room and use the employee's mirror.
and then disappear all day so you can run around as one of your ridiculous personas.
and the transvestite who pooped mozzarella dinosaurs."
Judy, would you do me the modest favor of making me the happiest man on earth?
- Do you know Sydney Huffman? - I sure do.
[Roger's Voice] I knew if I could win her confidence, I'd be able to get that key.
#And he's shining a salute to the American race #
Klaus saved us all.
# For giving me the things I need #
- [Beeping] - [Line Ringing]
[Sydney] You're just gonna abandon her, you monster?
No, sir, Mr. Stashwyk. There will never be anotherJohnny.
eat my dust!
You just need to call off the hit.
Roger. I know you're in there.
I didn't want to get my eyes dirty! [Sobbing]
# Good morning, U.S.A. #
Not for long.
Oh, Sydney. I was so wor-