Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You're fired! - [Sobbing]

Oh, hey, Sidney. What do you want? Make it quick. I got my girls this weekend.

I'll tell you what I think. I think you hide behind all these disguises...

You're just an extension of me.

No, I would have remembered getting a sloppily written thank-you note.

REWRITING GOD'S WORD FOR DISTRIBUTION TO MISLEAD OTHER FOLLOWERS OF GOD

It's like you want to be kicked out of this family.

And I probably charged it to me.

Yes, we all wear metaphorical masks to hide our true selves in an impersonal modern society.

Oh, good. You can tell me the password so I can call off the hit.

And call off the hit.

Please, God, let their mannequins have nipples, but not heads.

Of course you work at a Bible company, Sydney.

There's only... one way out of this.

Roger Smith, Sydney Huffman hired me to kill you.

Judy, you idiot! You left the case open and a pair of gloves are gone.

Time to buck up and find a new job.

- But what I need to know is- - [Door Opens]

Share, Jedediah. And, you, I don't know but welcome.

- [Gasps] Blasphemy! - Cut the act, Huffman.

Lonesome glove, why can I never find your mate?

I'll tell you what I think. I think you hide behind all these disguises...

Come out or your girlfriend gets it.

and he's a Fig Newton of someone's imagination. [Crying]

It was two months ago and I was coming home...

Peaches and cream! Why do I always wake up feeling hungover?

[Sydney's Voice] What? You spent 700 bucks just to steal $ 10 gloves?

Come out or your girlfriend gets it.

Yeah, it doesn't matter how you treat people...

Starring charles bronson.

Sorry, Syd. You're a good egg, and that cramps my style.

Oh, finally, we can get this all out in the open. I'll start.

Hate is a strong word. And accurate.

Using the credit card that started it all to help me end it all.

The spell is broken.

Your mannish fingers just hit the wrong buttons.

But I'm sure you're fine.

Thank you for choosing AT&T.

Lonesome glove, why can I never find your mate?

Hate is a strong word. And accurate.

Please, just leave me alone! [Sobbing]

Judy Is Always In Trouble

I need to know some of Sydney's favorite words.

Come on. The password you chose? In case you want to call off the hit?

Oh, raspberry Mary, mother of jams!

Judy, remember me, the guy who ruined your life?

Marry you? I never want to see you again, let alone marry you!