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Klaus saved us all.
Excuse me. I was just looking at these gloves in the light.
No, sir, Mr. Stashwyk. There will never be anotherJohnny.
Bye. Have a beautiful time.
# Good morning, U.S.A. #
One of my personas has taken on a life of its own!
Rooty tooty fresh and fruity. I'm in a pile of doody!
Good morning I am gaaay
Now somebody has a pair.
Oh, okay, this is a good seat to watch from too.
[Screaming]
- [Beeps] - Ooh, I have a voice mail.
[Gasps] Sydney? Is that you? But I don't understand.
And I have no genitals.
Good news. I found some games that are for more than four players.
Excuse me. I was just looking at these gloves in the light.
Why else do you think you had my glove?
in the world couldn't rain on Sydney Huffman's parade.
- Klaus, you're useless and everyone hates you. - [Gasps]
Sir, I can't have you lying on the floor and making phone calls.
[Moaning Drunkenly]
Roger Smith, Sydney Huffman hired me to kill you.
All you care about is pizza?
[Snoring]
It was two months ago and I was coming home...
[Screaming]
Sydney.
Speaking of which, that credit for my Friends & Family plan...
Look, I am Sydney. Okay? And if you don't help me, I'm dead.
Guess I'll have to pay her a visit.
- What? That's crazy. - It's true.
- [Gasps] Sydney. - Oh, yeah. You should know, I'm a drunk.
you have been enslaved by the four-toned succubus!
- And now he's taken a hit out on me! - Calm down. Calm down.
Roger, I'm afraid you may be right. I think the family hates me.
your possessions!
This guy is a douche with a capital bag.
Huh?
Come on. The password you chose? In case you want to call off the hit?
but there's always the spring cotillion.
Well, aren't you a good-hearted, employed, sober fella.
Oh, Sydney. I was so wor-
It's like you want to be kicked out of this family.
Your mannish fingers just hit the wrong buttons.
What? Where did you go?
Oh, and it's from Sydney.
What a coincidence. I'm a Judy Panowitz.