Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Southern Accent] I regret my dance card is filled for the evening...

Wait. Have you not moved since I left?

I don't even touch the devil's nectar.

Ha! Just like my missing glove.

Of course you work at a Bible company, Sydney.

My flowery friends may be gone, but I still have my feathery ones.

and the transvestite who pooped mozzarella dinosaurs."

As part of the family. Beloved.

I don't know. But wherever it was, I am their king now.

- Klaus, you're useless and everyone hates you. - [Gasps]

- I'm a dead man! - No. This is perfect.

#The sun and the rain and the apple seed ##

Damn you, Hasbro!

[Machines Humming]

There's only... one way out of this.

Hate is a strong word. And accurate.

- What do you mean? - I'm gonna get even with that scumbag...

You have to go to the break room and use the employee's mirror.

Look, I am Sydney. Okay? And if you don't help me, I'm dead.

I didn't get a good look at the guy, though I did see what he did to your new tree.

Oh, oh, oh, yes. I believe my password is " password."

Time to dish out a little street justice.

But you can still salvage my love by finding my other glove.

that I'm gonna make you pay for stealing from me until the day you die!

Hey, that's it. I require letters and numbers.

# Oh, the Lord is good to me #

Oh, okay. Thank you.

[Roger's Voice] Dear Sydney, I just wanted to let you know...

Sydney, he raped it.

That credit was generated after your last statement. It'll show up on your next bill.

Now, did you find my glove?

Oh, yeah. You should know, I'm a drunk

Oh, yeah. You should know, I'm a drunk.

Tomorrow, Sydney, I'll destroy the last, most irreplaceable thing in your life-

Oh, she works at a department store.

But they cost $ 10- 10 times my monthly budget for hand clothes.

- [Answering Machine Beeps] - Stop ruining my life!

- [Speed Dialing] - Voice mail.

- [Door Opens, Closes] - Well, that was a waste of time.

And thanks to your wonderful salesgirl here, I'll take them.

- [Answering Machine Beeps] - Stop ruining my life!

What? Where did you go?

Look at this card. Premium 80-pound matte card stock, the letters are raised.

As part of the family. Beloved.

- No, it's not. - [Crying]

Wow. Torching this dump almost feels like I'm doing him a favor.

Yes. I find my hands get chilly when I'm, uh, out selling Bibles...

# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #

Oh, finally, we can get this all out in the open. I'll start.

[Sighs] Want to... go get dinner?

R.S. Your sycamore had saplings. I made them watch.

- What? - The man from the clinic stopped by the store yesterday...