Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

People who are still living by core American values.
Why is everything a little different here?
They're using me to get invited to gay Halloween
What do you mean?
Yes, but anything can happen on Halloween.
So, with respect to the Airline deck
We're hiring Rick Wayne and Pumpkin.
In Metro news, Mary Hillman
Or wholesome.
GEIS GEIS
The usual, I suppose.
My point is Americans are the same everywhere.
Yeah.
What's wrong, Ken?
It's a dog that plays soccer.
Oh, uh, hang on.
Gay guys. Hot girls.
Kenneth, you're from Georgia, aren't you?
Y'all have a beagle with you?
Ma'am, I don't think bullying people
Celebrities always die in groups of three.
Being nice gets you nowhere.
I may be dehydrated.
All right, the last pig is in the chuckling chute,
Choir member, Desert Storm veteran, father of three?
Oh, wait, they already have.
Like Matlock.
A ferret-faced skank.
Um, no.
You look so much bigger up close!