Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You are so terribly, miserably, thoroughly unhappy...
...down on the couch, get high...
It wouldn't be who you had, but there's someone else out there for you.
Oh, God, look at the time.
You do kind of.
Well, not exactly open, but ajar.
Right. You and your crabs.
Got crabs, and a tattoo, of a crab.
Well, in that case, thank you for giving him a gun and the keys to our house.
-With a baby? -Yes, with a baby.
Or the owl.
You want the fish? Buy the fish. Don't squeeze the fish.
Tell yourself you're so noble because we're both still breathing.
-Ergo. -Ergo.
Despite the enormous hypocritical elephant in the room...
You know, I have a bodyguard.
I mean, it saddens me...
...was given to my brother and me--
You're pissed about Jill.