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Oh, great. Now he's wet himself.
Please don't do that.
You untie him, he'll kill me.
Ask again later. Better not tell you now.
And you stuck your penis inside my mother. At least once.
Big buffalo blasting. It says so right on the thing.
So he just wandered off naked and bleeding?
Celia, I'm pregnant.
-See. I tell you. -Or he'll kill me without blinking.
-I was trying not to pee in my pants. -You felt something.
When Esteban calls, we can all go home.
Don't think you're supposed to blast the bunny.
It says so right on the box.
Look at this guy. He's a gorilla.
There's plenty of room.
And then he went away and my life became a bucket of shit.
You know what? I can do the watching. I'm an excellent watcher.
-Where in the fuck am I? -You're in Texas, ma'am.
I call him Mr. Zappy.
Well, now, I was thinking 12-month lease with two months down.
Now, get him in here.
He was good at sports. I was good at fleeing.
For the family's greater good, of course, right?
I can't. I'm bringing a child into the world.
-You can't stay here. -You don't know what I was gonna say.
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