Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, listen. I woke up this morning...

No, Rachel's minding the store, so I should probably get going.

And no other troubadour may usurp his territory...

and I sent Caesar home since it was pretty dead.

I am not kidding.

I don't think we should go to a concert together.

- I am head man in charge of flowers. - I just do what I'm told.

- Johnny McShort-and-Fat? - Don't mock.

We'd say, 'Good night, Bert,' and it'd say, 'Good night, girls. '

It would seem like a date because it would be a date.

Nothing. I'll get my purse.

This would be another example of a vicious circle.

Don't be uncool, Taylor. Music is substance.

You're reading too much into this.

You do know. 'Had' is past-tense, 'has' is present. Now think.

Get her back to bed, doll.

I don't know what I was saying.

just settling for whatever comes along?

- He just... - I just...

- Go on, honey. - Thank you.

I let my guard down. That won't happen again.

- Step away from that lock. - What?

We were apart for quite a while. I never assumed you joined a convent.

- Reason? - It would seem like a date.

Luke owns the diner. He has the greatest coffee.

But you were wrong about something, too.

- Yes, lonely guys. - Independent guys.

Look, I put it in with the Max box...

If you are using the fine people of Stars Hollow to make a quick buck...

You'd have been perfect for it. I gave the job to Louise.

About making enemies where you should've made friends.

No. You told it to me once.

because the words won't come out, or you get scared, or feel stupid.

or did you date get-down, soul-train kind of a dating?

And don't worry. You'll have some role.

So I’m just gonna cross that off the list

- Our house was a Kentucky Fried Chicken. - I'm hooked.

or hates me or what. But I'm going in.

I had a question, and I didn't want to bother you.

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I'm gonna ask you a question.

Could you pound one more thing while you're out here?

or whatever the male equivalent of that is called.

- Rory... - Yeah.

- Fixing your porch rail. - That's right.

- Good call. - Thanks.

What's wrong with you?

- You totally did the thing. - What thing?

- You're locked out? - You don't exist.

and I think I've done a pretty good job.