Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You swear on the life of the lead singer of Blur?

Get a promotion?

Rachel, come on.

It's the kind of lock burglars look for.

I've just been living alone since... Forever.

because you could've lied and left that part out to spare my feelings...

Did you see the TV movie? Pretty intense.

It's not just about milk.

You're annoyingly on time again!

I get it. Yes, we were apart. And I didn't exactly remain inactive.

Why do we let it get weird between us just when it's getting good again?

And then you can pull out all your old-boyfriend boxes, which is good...

This is the silliest thing I have ever heard.

Because I love you, you idiot.

We were supposed to meet for lunch, but he didn't show.

- I'm sorry. - It's okay.

- A little person? - No, I dated a little.

Food is not allowed at town meetings.

Madeline, I got the notes you wanted.

I don't know! I heard thudding upstairs...

A job well done, Mr. Adolph Eichmann.

so they can go do slutty Thursday-afternoon things.

You have a Rory box?

- You are not sleeping through this. - Through what?

- Sorry. She's not here? - No. What's the matter?

- I shouldn't have come. - Wait!

Break up. I'm not interested in a murder-suicide kind of thing.

Jim Dunning, that's the Dick Tracy guy.

- These tickets cost me a fortune. - They cost your daddy a fortune.

I'm not the man I thought I was, the man I want to be.

I've got the town handbook right here.

You'll get them back when you agree.

- Is she staying? - I don't know.

I've only got a second, but I wanted to say hi.

- What's the matter? - She scared me.

- Dunning. - That's it.

- I'm leaving. - Don't go.

I love you, Lorelai Gilmore.

- I don't want people to know those things. - Why not?