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Yes. I need to have her say...
Does she leave the room when she takes phone calls?
No, I Iikethe attention.
Hi, Michael.
(MICHAEL GRUNTING)
(CLEARS THROAT)
It can wait. I lied, it's personal.
I'll See You've Text Time on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers...
I was paraphrasing.
I don't want to flirt anymore.
(GASPS) Did she see me?
We Are Blowing The Roof Off
I know. Well, I hope you're right.
a man definitely bought it for her recently,
Okay. Right?
No, no, we're not... ...and so she comes to me.
(DOOR CLOSING)
(EXHALING FORCEFULLY)
Wait, that's crazy far. Are you sure she's not cheating?
And you might not like how I find it.
Things with Donna are so... They're going great!
Well, that's easy for you to say.
Yeah, I think I know what you're talking about.
But I said, "Darryl, just wait. He's a fool.
It's you. I'm married.
And we screwed. Whoops! TMI! (PEOPLE GROANING)
Psst!
Yeah. Wouldn't that be fun?
Fancy Girl? Platinum Cat?
I need to have her tell me herself. Okay.
I need to say, "What the hell is that? Calm down first.
I need to know, otherwise this thing is going to spiral out of amok.
Not some freak.
WE ARE The Pranksters Gangsters Y'all
And I have known some wonderful women.
I might have to go public here, but no one's going to believe me. Uh...
What do you want to do? I can't do it Thursday, book club.
This is you. How much do you charge?