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Oh! Wow. Look at golfing.

So there I am minding my own business,

What's up? I read your e-mail.

because I think you need to hear it. Michael...

I don't want to follow up on emails anymore

"What the hell is that?" Hey, look at this.

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Oh yeah. Oui, oui, oui.

You know what? We should really do something fun this week.

Creed's head of Quality Assurance,

Oh, man! Will you help me work out this knot? Right here.

go to church, try to do one nice thing per day.

Nine dates. I said it on the second date.

Spice Girls are opening for Weird Al. Front row.

You're right. I ruin everything.

I'm going to kill him. No, I'm not. I feel... No.

we went and got a nanny, and then we went out and took a class

That seems quick Even for lesbians

Wait, what do you mean? The other man.

Okay, Heart-Shaped Jewelry Is Not Something That A Woman Buys For Herself

on a very outmoded and very unnecessary form of communication

Why would you go all the way to the Poconos to P.F. Chang's

You have a bad imagination, it's stupid.

Does she keep perfume in her purse? Does she shower before sex?

Jennifer: You should talk in a deeper voice

Gives me freedom to improvise. It's like jazz.

If they catch us, they will rape us.

while I'm naked.

I'll See You Text Time on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers...

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Ever since I found out that Donna might be cheating on me,

It's all yours. (LAUGHS)

Swear too much.

She has a Pilates butt.

No, I bought them myself.

It's probably nothing.

Okay, everybody, let's take this next hill!

so he'd definitely be wrapped up in this.

But you know what? Joke's on you 'cause I know Morse Code.

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