Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Fanny, you can't shoot people."

Sort of. Oh, we could text Linda!

Where is Dad anyway?

Your chain. Tied to me tight, tie me up. Who's got their claws in you my friend?

You'll be Calvin... Crabs, the stupidest dead person in the world.

Uh, uh, before I die,

I won't let you ruin my dream.

Don't want to... die.

A burial at sea... it's what the carousel would've wanted.

Flip it open! Really? You have a flip phone?

Linda! It's loud.

Okay, you know, I'm starting to get a little worried about him.

Oh, my God! Teddy was right!

Nope. Just back to our boring, crappy lives

Quick! Someone untie us!

get off your boats, get in the water and then drown.

With the water this high, we can finally go to the bathroom

♪ Farewell, cruel world, looks like I'll die alone ♪

Mom, you got a text! You're blowing up!

Oh, look at those nimble, hairy little toe-men go.

That 911 operator did not like us, Bob.

Well, who gets to yell at whom now?

I tried to write, "Felix has us under the pier."

You see that way up there above your head?

Maybe it's autocorrected.

I'm calling his bluff, Bob.

Maybe that's not what he meant to type.

texting you to ask you what I'm doing for the rest of my life.

Maybe he's out partying with Mr. Fischoeder, his new buddy.

Yup, that's his butt's voice.

Bob’s Burgers - Nice-Capades [S06E05]