Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Excuse me Jeff, will Pam Julio's milk be made available to us?

Mom, we're not supposed to study. We have to sit there and do nothing.

Hey, smoke up Johnny

What a funny guy.

The Breakfast Club "That's very interesting."

Okay, so neither one of you is any better than the other one.

It's a free country.

I stole your wallet.

JOHN BENDER: It was an accident.

You guys think I'm some untouchable peasant, serf, peon, you know?

I'm a man of respect around here. They love me around here.

Good! Because it's gonna be filled

Well, I don't know any lepers either,

Was this work written in the Niagara Falls area?

and Larry having to go home

Doesn't it bother you to sleep around without being in love?

I'd kill you and your fucking parents would sue me, and it'd be a big mess.

How are we supposed to know? We're not supposed to move.

And at the end of the year, we have... We have a big banquet at the Hilton.

I forgot... UGLY, LAZY, & DISRESPECTFUL...

this is what you get in my house When You Spill Paint In The Garage

No. We get dressed up, but we don't get high.

He's only a tease if what she does gets you hot.

Twitter users trying to win the annual yap off

What's wrong with you? Why don't you like yourself?

No, you're a genius because you can't recognize a sexual assault.

Instead of going to prison, you'll come here.

you'd cut him all up so your friends wouldn't think you really liked him.

When you are Done with mondays

Could you describe the ruckus?

Just you and me. Two hits.

Trev, don't be a goof.

Are you a virgin?

I don't have to run away and live in the street.

Oh ,and wouldn’t that be a bite? Missing a whole fantasy football league

Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke.

Well, not for me.

Why didn't you want me to know you were a virgin?

I don't want to get into this, man.

See this is what you get in my house When You Spill Paint In The Garage

let me lick your toes then allison

I could care less about trigonometry.

Excuse me a sec...

I've got you for the rest of your life if you don't watch your step.

I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus.

See, this is what you get in my house when you spill paint in the garage.

You like your old man better than your mom?

WHAt DO YOU NEED A FAKE I.D. FOR? SO I CAN VOTE.

No, dad What about you?!

I can answer that right now sir, that would be a no, no for me

"What Can I Say? I'm Thrilled." "What Can I Say? I'm Thrilled."

Andrew Clark! (snaps fingers) Get up here. Come on, front and center, let's go.

I got a carton of cigarettes.

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

The girl is an island unto herself, okay?

I can't believe you. You're so weird.

I expected a little more from a varsity Letterman.

Screw that, Bender. Put it back.

Everybody can do something.

Allison here says she wants to run away because her home life is unsatisfying.

So does my old man.

The next time I have to come in here I’m cracking skulls

I figure all I need's a lobotomy and some tights.

And you! Mr. Johnson! I will not be made a fool of. You hear me? I will not be made a fool of.

You're Watching Greatest Party Story Ever… And Other Epic Tales On MTV You're Watching Max & Ruby On Nick Jr.

Wouldn't I be outstanding in that capacity?

I'll give you the answer to that question, Mr. Bender, next Saturday.

Well, some I consider my friends, and some I just consider.

and there's fat people that were once thin, but they became fat.

The next time I have to come in here I'm cracking skulls!

I'm trying to help her.

I can see you really pushing maximum density.

I got a meet this Saturday,

Let me tell you something. Look at him.

You’re so conceited, Daniel

Is that for real?

Well Boo Fukin Hoo Welcome to Life

And afterwards,

Do you want me to puke?

Could you describe the ruckus sir?

If I lose my temper, you're totaled, man.

Grab some wood there, bub.

Maybe the prep club, too. Student council.

Not even close, bud

I love his work

I love his pancakes

Hey! What's goin' on in there?

Thats it Go to your room now

And, you know, he started eating, like, really weird foods.

- Shut your mouth! - ...for those earrings?

You just bought yourself another gender, mister

You're Watching The Powerpuff Girls On Cartoon Network You're Watching Clarence On Cartoon Network

I've done just about everything there is, except a few things that are illegal.

I am the eyes and ears of this institution my friend

I may as well not even exist at this school, remember?

Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink."

- No! - Yeah, you are.

Don't mees with the bull young man You'll get the horns.

You think this is cute? You think he's bitching? Is that it?

I’m gonna knock your dick in the dirt.