Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Trevor, don't be a goof

You're a tease and you know it. All girls are teases.

I can, uh... tape All of your buns together.

- We have to go through the cafeteria. - No, the activities hall.

I mean, he lies about everything anyway.

Chicks can not hold their smoke

Haga naga! All right!

I would do it, though. If you love someone, it's okay.

Don't you want to hear my excuse?

Hey, I screwed around.

Then he felt like he didn't belong anywhere, kind of like Twilight Zone, kind of.

And then the ceiling breaks! Uh oh! Stinky!

Academic clubs aren't the same as other kinds of clubs.

You’re mine. For two months, I’ve got you.

I can also eat, brush my teeth.

Brian's trying to tell me

This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen.

You're a real tough guy. Hey, hey. Come on.

Would I have to get out of the car?

If Vernon cuts us off, it's your fault, asshole.

We're just sitting here like we're supposed to.

Fix me a chicken pot pie

You may not talk.

Is that why you're here today?

MR.......OH, MR. ________________

Why is that door closed? Why is that door closed?!

"Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk."

This is so stupid. Why are we risking getting caught?

Queenie isn't here.

I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends.

Is that clear, Mr. Bender?

Well, I'll run right out and join the wrestling team.

i can write with my toes

What's the matter, John? You going to cry?

I'm not a winner because I want to be one.

Excuse me, sir. It's seven.

Rube, did you get any action for bday? Over the bra, under the blouse

Drunk mother in the caribbean. - Shut Up!

You're Watching Pure Genius On CBS You're Watching The Big Bang Theory On CBS

How are you bizarre?

Student Teacher Reminder

Give me the ball, Bender. Give me that ball.

You ever seen Wild Kingdom?

No. They wouldn't take you.

I am the eyes and ears of this institution

When colleague tries to explain why he didn’t get you any secret pal gifts

What are you talking about?

Excuse me, Rich. Will milk be made available to us?

Show Bark Gable some respect

You're Watching The Great American Baking Show On ABC You're Watching Comedy Knockout On Tru TV

There's a soft drink machine in the teachers' lounge. Let's go.

What’s the matter Mott? You gonna cry

And the humiliation.

I've been here before. I know what I'm doing.

YOU'LL SEE HOW GODDAMN FUNNY HE IS.

And he's kind of... He's kind of skinny. He's weak.

Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.

Trevor, don't be a goof

What's your name?

You think I'm going to have you roaming these halls?

If he refuses to sign We’ll all refuse to sign. It’ll be anarchy.

You're a parent's wet dream.

So then what are we doing?

You know why guys like you knock everything?

What can you do?

That's the way we saw each other at 7:00 this morning.

You're Watching Top Chef On Bravo You're Watching Those Who Can't On Tru TV

your shoes off,

"I won't tolerate any losers in this family."

'Cause if I do what my mother tells me not to do,

The next time I come in here I'm cracking skulls

Yeah, I want the truth.

Claire. It's a family name.

You load up. You party.

so ahab can i have all my doobage

That wouldn't have anything to do With you guys being assholes, would it?

Physics Club You load up - you Darty

Naked lady says... Oh, shit!

I've seen her dehydrated, sir. It's pretty gross.

I'm gonna be there.

All right. Let's see it.

I'm being honest, asshole.

It's the shits, huh?

What in Shit's name is going on in here?

Why'd you do that?

I told Carrie I was an SDB expert

The coffee's polluted. The kids are polluted.

- Well, the first few times... - The first few times?

I don't have to runaway and live in the street. I can runaway and I can go to the ocean, I can go to the country, I can go to the mountains. I could go to Israel, Africa, Afghanistan.

Andrew Clark, get up here. Come on. Front and center. Let's go.

Can I ask you a question?

Yeah, I know him.

Big deal. Nothing to do when you're locked in a vacancy.

What's happening? What are you doing in the basement files?

over the bra, under the blouse,

It's like me, you know, with my grades.

Just Keep it civil yo... No fighting up in here

- Why are you here? - Why are you here?

What was that ruckus?

which perfume are you gonna buy? calvin klein eternity moment.

When watching the eclipse...

And you will not sleep.

What happens at your f3? Merkins, running, Cindy work, OYO, lots of things

It's out of my hands.

of these Chicago streets because your home life is unsatisfying?

Big deal. Nothing to do when you're locked in a vacancy.

No wonder he's so fucked up.

Milwaukee could actually win the world series