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- Someone stole a case of laxatives. - Who wants a piece of pie?
- Hooch just got in the shower. - Let the games begin.
and I splattered his shirt with blood.
- Can I ask you a question? - Yeah.
You do it! Yeah, yeah. You have even a better one.
what people think about anything I do.
How many people do you have to talk to while peeing
Like excitement about a new job...
so I'm gonna have her do the talking. You say when.
I'm gonna miss this office.
When do you find time to see your patients?
Maybe I should've covered my mouth when I sneezed blood.
Who the hell put bouillon cubes in the showerhead?!
Perry?
Perry, I get the feeling something is bothering you.
Maybe Jake shouldn't have pushed you into that interview.
yo, gooch is seriously crazy
Good man.
when I work out in the car on the way to work,
You don't let anyone out of that elevator. Be strong, Hooch.
But Turk's a prideful guy, and it's hard for prideful guys
How would you like to make this a full-time job?
The professor asked me what I hoped to accomplish, my nose bled