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Yeah, I said I was gonna do it, and I did it.
One extra mayo, one hold the mustard.
cristyyy coreyyyyy
No can do, fellas. I got a big meeting with my new boss at the radio station.
- Life's a special occasion, Babe. - Aren't you gonna drink with us?
Gotcha! Pussy for a pussy!
- Because I'm your father! - God, I hate this house!
Look, Kevin, I'd love to help you with this room situation, but what can I do?
This is a palace compared to some basements I've lived in.
So... I guess this is when you pay me, right?
- That's what a real man does. - Of course you did.
I'm sitting with a bunch of little girls in the middle of the day
This could be a place for me.
Wipe the jizz off your chins and get in here.
The sensational new Corey Mars!
I worked hard, I played by the rules.
He was treating me like his fucking maid.
spit up your pride and admit it:
You get all that, Sue?
We're turning the basement into my private sanctuary.
My kids happen to think I'm very cool, but enough is enough.
cockpeople!
Way better than the last asshole who had it.
This isn't fucking about you!
If you're not able to spell your name, just trace your hand!
- Yeah, listen, I... - Fellas, this is Frank Murphy.
Thank you, Funeral Academy of America!
grooms responsibly, and rejects communism.
You paid into that system your whole life.
Of course I did! I was there all morning!
♪ And the evil wizard lied for years ♪
annual dues, stadium tax.
All right, settle down.
Remember this morning, what you wanted to do?
And I suppose you didn't go to the employment office?
Sue, I'm a little tired. I'm gonna turn in.
Now he's kipping in clown alley with no aba-daba. Ain't you, Frank?
- I am not gonna take any more of this... - Afternoon, gentlemen.