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This is their game, and we have to play along.
you limp-dicked San Francisco cocksuckers?
Hey, Viv, do you know where my three-hole punch is?
- Yeah. - They shut us down for animal cruelty.
Bill always wakes me up to do his stupid paper route!
I fucked up
New and exciting?
Ha-ha! Yes, they do. It's true.
How about now?
It was one of those "shut up and fuck" parties!
All right, boys, we've got plastic to sell.
♪ Come and get your love ♪
With a TV show called M*A*S*H that turns the hell I went through
And look, I understand what you're going through.
All right, baby!
- I can't put Bill in with Maureen. - Well, then it's hopeless!
You give me the third degree in front of my children.
Well, "who I am" isn't going to buy you ten cents worth of groceries.
Of all the shoulders in all of the world, you had to sit on mine
Vivian, you crazy, lovable whore!
We can't close this meeting yet, not till Sue weighs in.
- I don't know how we'll eat this week. - Somebody shit back here.
Frank. Not now.
Like a candle's flame.
Rig up some wiring, spray some asbestos,
- Yes. - Good.
Nothing again for you this week.
Dad, stop yelling!
No way! You had your own room too?
Okay. Fine. I promise.
Oh, I learned something. Liar!
Aside from those two milk sacs you got hanging off your chest.
Whoo-hoo!
"Jizz off my chin!"
It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
when you here blue face For the first time
"A real man never lies." No, I didn't go.